16. minstrels

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Felix | Girl

bonbon...

Ya?

what's the name of the competition that you're entering, if i may ask?

uh.. hold on. culinovative.
culinary+innovative. get it??

Oh yeah. Funny. I've actually heard of it.

Oh...

It's in Kensington isn't it?

Aye. Stalker much?

Hey! My university happens to be there. It's not my fault they have such bright, eye-watering posters fyi.

o.

What?

I go uni there too. ^_^

Oh my. What a coincidence.

You sound sarcastic.

I swear I'm not being sarcastic.

Obvs. You'd be BLESSED to be studying in the same city as me.

Uh no. Right now, you're probably sitting there, crying, because you can't hear my sexy voice over the phone because we're texting.

YOU LITTLE PRICK.

Hmm? Did I just hear a sob from wherever you are?

YOU LITTLE PRICK. I HOPE YOU GET BITTEN BY YOUR LITTLE SISTER.

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"Oh for Pete's sake."

A/N: Aloha! Yet another update because it's my holidays!! Also, even though none is vaguely bothered, the final episode of Peaky Blinders season 4 comes out today!!

Question: Your ideal Instagram "aesthetic"?

Don't forget to vote, comment and share!

Until next time!


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