Pretty Little Hoe

Part five

"Don't act like you don't miss me." She said.

"I don't" I said in my head.

"Mom, it's just that you should've called before you planned to come here." I said.

"You should never be too busy for your mother. Nice place you got here." She said.

"Thanks." I said.

"Stay your not doing anything illegal to keep this place are you?" She asked.

Here we fucking go!

Why can't she just trust that I'm making mature decisions for my own self. I'm not doing anything illegal.

I rolled my eyes.

"Mom no! Don't you suppose to be back home watching the kids?" I said.

"Francesca is watching them until I go back. Now show me the room I will be resting in." She said.

Oh my gosssssh! This cannot be happening right now.

She's totally blocking my dick appointment.

She should be home!!!!!!!

I know sum of you may be wondering. Why didn't she bring the kids.

Well I have a different father from my younger siblings.

My dad is black and he was visiting Columbia.

My mom met him at the market and they hooked up.

She got pregnant with me. WOW I was a one night stand baby. SO NICE 😒

Anywho he helped take care of me from the U.S. by sending money just making sure I had everything I needed and when I turned 15 he wanted me to move to the U.S.

Long story short when I turned 16 I rebelled and left with the help of my dad.

He lives out here in Miami too. I see him every other month. He is super cool about everything. Unlike my mom.

Anyways my sibling's father is from Columbia so they can't visit the U.S. unless they apply for a visa when their older.

My mom can only visit because I'm here. My dad signed off on papers and paid for her visa.

Sooooo she basically shows up when she wants to. But this is the first time she's ever done a pop up at my place.

"So are you coming home for Christmas?" She asked.

"This is home" I said.

"Mi hija!!!!" She yelled.

"Why are you yelling???? I'm right here!" I said

"I'm yelling because you know that your home is COLUMBIA!!!!!" She yelled.

"Fuck Columbia!" I yelled.

"You take that back right now!" She yelled.

"Columbia is dangerous as hell." I said

"It is not! Your just being sensitive" she said.

"Mom the guest room is all yours, I'm going grocery shopping." I said aggravated

"Why can't I go with you?" She asked.

"Bye." I said grabbing my keys and walking out.

I looked at hot mess.

My hair was in a messy bun and I had in joggers with flip flops.

I walked in the car garage of my building and got in my car and went to the store.

I got alotta food out of the grocery store and junk too.

My mom is gonna lose it when she see the type of food I have been eating for the past 4 years.

After grocery shopping I went home.

I wasn't going anywhere else looking like this.

I got back to my condo. When I walked in I seen my mom was in my room.

"HEY! You can't be in here!!!" I said.

"I was just making sure you wasn't doing anything illegal." She said

"Mom your are so full of it! I'm not doing anything illegal now please get out of my room" I said.

"Mmmm I'll go prepare dinner." She said.

"Have fun." I said.

She headed to the kitchen.

"THIS IS A DISGRACE!!!!" Mom yelled.

I laughed to myself. I told you she's gonna freak out.

I walked in the kitchen.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"This is what you eat?" She asked.

"Yesss" I said.

"Ugh. Sad." She said.

Mom picked out sum food and began cooking.

A few hours passed and 8pm hit.

I forgot to text Rowe and tell him that my mom was here, dammit!!

I rushed to my room to grab my phone.

*BUZZ*

I heard my door buzz from my room.

Someone was at my door.

"I'll get it!" My mom yelled from the living room.

OOHHH NOOO!