Starbucks

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Me: Hope you all like caffine cause today you're gonna try some starbucks

Bonzo: Star what now?

Robert: is that how baby stars are made?

Me: Um, I said starbucks with a b... not an f

Robert: Heh, I knew that

Me: Let me explain... Starbucks is a multi million dollar company--

Robert: STARFUCKS

Me: ROBERT!

Robert: *shrugs* just a thought

Me: Well no more thoughts. Starbucks is a coffee company that is very popular in 2017.

Jimmy: I do prefer tea, but I can make an exception

Me: Robert gets a unicorn frappuccino...

Jonesy: Bless you

Me: Jimmy gets a caramel latte, Bonzo gets pumpkin spice frappuccino, and Jonesy gets a dark mocha frappuccino. Enjoy you guys, and please try not to get high on anything

Robert: straws make me wanna suck a di--

Me: ENOUGH ROBERT!

Jimmy: *screws off lid an begins to chug frappuccino*

Jonesy: *takes sip* Is this drink even legal?

Bonzo: *takes one sip* I dont feel to well...

Robert: I love this starfucks!

Me: *facepalm*

Jimmy: *eyes widen* BRAIN FREEZE! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Robert: More please!

Bonzo: *Throws up in trashcan*

Jonesy: *Sees Bonzo and cautiously pushes drink away from him*

Jimmy: *runs out of the room screaming*


Overall Thoughts

Jimmy - He never wants to drink this again. Apparently the brain freeze was a punishment from those below us, whatever that means...

Robert - I'm worried, he's on his 7th drink already. What did I do?

Jonesy - He's hiding again...

Bonzo - How was I supposed to know he was allergic to pumpkin?

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