Led Zeppelin Reacts

Reacting to themselves in the 21st century

Me: Welcome back! As you know we have here the four members of Led Zeppelin.

Jimmy: And the former guitarist of the yardbirds

Jonesy: *rolls eyes*

Me: Anyway, you'll be reacting to yourselves in the 21st century

Robert: So basically the 70 year old versions of ourselves?

Me: Pretty much.

Bonzo: Sounds cool

Me: *laughs nervously* Um, Bonzo...

Bonzo: Yeah?

Me: Heh, nevermind.

Robert: *flips hair* I better still have my hair.

Jonesy: Are we still playing as a band in 2018?

Me: I'll give you guys some background info. So you see, Led Zeppelin broke up in 1980.

Robert: What?! Why?

Me: *glances at Bonzo* Uh...

Jimmy: That means we don't have much time left!

Me: Don't worry, you still move on with your music careers after the break up. 

Jonesy: Well that was a transition

Me: Cheer up guys, you still have a while 'til then

Jimmy: *murmurs* 6 years

Robert: But Zeppelin is how I get groupies! What is my priority after then?

Jonesy: Um, your wife and children?

Robert: Oh yeah, I forgot about those guys...

Me: Ok, enough, it's time to react. Now, here is an interview from 2012...

*During the video*

Robert: Thank god I still have my hair...

Jimmy: Why do I look so Asian?

Jonesy: Damn, I'm funny

Bonzo: Where the hell am I?!

Jimmy: I'm surprised I made it past thirty

Robert: Why is my face so fucking wrinkly!

Jonesy: Probably because you're over the age of seventy, dumbass

Bonzo: I feel so left out

Jimmy: Do I have... a fucking ponytail?

Bonzo: Can someone please explain why I'm not in this video?

Robert: You're probably backstage getting drunk again

Jonesy: Yeah, why isn't Bonzo in this video?

Me: Heh...

Bonzo: Start explaining

Me: Well, I didn't want to have to tell you this way, but... you died

Jimmy: Wait, say what?

Me: You died in the year 1980. It all went down at Jimmy's house. You were drinking uncontrollably and Robert suggested that you lay down for a bit. So you did, but when Robert came back to check on you, you were dead. 

Bonzo: How?

Me: You choked on your own vomit apparently. Rumor is that you had over 40 shots of vodka in your system when you died.

Bonzo: Well that's a stupid way to die.

Robert: There has to be a way to stop this. We're not Led Zeppelin without Bonzo.

Jimmy: Wait, is that why we broke up, because of John's death?

Me: *nods* Yep.

Jonesy: Bonzo you are never to drink again

Bonzo: Well where's all the fun in that?

Robert: Maybe we can sacrifice Jimmy

Jimmy: Bitch, I have a place reserved for me in hell, and that place is the throne.

Me: Well then, I think we can end it there. Today was a pretty dark interview... I'm not even gonna bother with final thoughts, judging by the fact that it's Sunday and I have actual homework to do, so see ya!