Led Zeppelin Reacts

KPOP

Me: Well, you guys asked for this-

Jonesy: Are we... almost done with this series?

Bonzo: What?! You want it to be over?

Jonesy: ...

Bonzo: ...

Jonesy: ..yeah

Jimmy: For once I agree with Jacob, I'm tired of this

Jonesy: My name is Jo-

Me: ANYWAY! Today you guys are reacting to something very.. interesting?

Robert: I'm interesting! You should react to me! 

Jimmy: Yeah, you're definitely interesting... in a way

Robert: *whispers to Jimmy* I already told you to stop checking me out

Jimmy: I-

Robert: *winks*

Me: CAN I JUST EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE REACTING TO?!

Bonzo: Go ahead, jeez

Me: Alright, so I've been requested that you guys react to this like a million times. It's super popular right now and-

Robert: POPULAR LIKE ME?

Jonesy: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP

Everyone: *stares at Jonesy*

Jonesy: Please-?

Me: Uhh, so anyway, today you're reacting to.. drum roll please... KPOP!!!

Robert: Kpoop?

Jimmy: Dude you can't just-

Me: I think you just offended like half of my readers

Robert: Well that's their fault if they get offended, dumby

Me: JUST STOP TALKING BEFORE YOU START A SCANDAL

Bonzo: I'm ordering a pizza..

Me: So for those who don't know, KPOP is pretty much just Korean pop music.

Robert: Oh, so like the Yardbirds?

Jimmy: IM NOT FUCKING ASIAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

Robert: *laughs* Whatever you need to tell yourself

Me: There are thousands of KPOP bands out there today, but some of the most well known ones are BTS, TWICE, BLACKPINK, EXO, and Stray Kids.

Robert: Why do they have to put their band names in all capitals? Are they screaming or something

Jimmy: ARE YOU SCREAMING OR SOMETHING?

Robert: I'm not the one screaming here, babe *winks*

Bonzo: Stop acting like you're a top Robert

Robert: Uhm, excuse me?

Bonzo: You radiate small dick energy, so just shut the fuck up

Me: OH WOW-

Bonzo: Jimmy on the other hand...

Jimmy: One more word and I'm going to snap your spine

Bonzo: I was just going to compliment you and your big dick energy

Me: HE SAID BIG DICK ENER- *dies of laughter* 

Robert: You're telling me *smirks at Jimmy*

Me: STOP NO MORE I CANT