Me: Welcome backkkkkkkkk
Robert: HELLO MY LOVELIES
Bonzo: HOI
Jonesy: Uh... hi?
Jimmy: Fuck off...
Me: Ok, we said our hellos, now it's time to get right into this! I'm so fucking excitedddddd!
Robert: There goes that starnucks again...
Me: WE'RE DOING LIE DETECTOR TESTS ON YOU! AHAHAHAHAHA
Jonesy: JIMMY! WHAT KIND OF DEMON DID YOU PUT IN HER
Jimmy: I swear it wasn't me this time...
Bonzo: This time?! Are you saying--
Jimmy: NO! LET'S JUST GET ON WITH THIS
Me: Ok, so who wants to go first?
Jonesy: ....
Bonzo: ....
Robert: ....
Jimmy: ....
Me: Bonzo! Thank you so much for volunteering!
Bonzo: Wait what?
ME: DONT MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! NOW SIT!!
Jimmy: Or maybe this is my fault... *shrugs*
Me: Alrighty, John, now that we have you strapped up and stuff, we can finally ask you some questions. Try not to move, any sudden movements will screw up your breathing pattern or heartbeat, which is what we're looking at to determine if you're lying or not.
Bonzo: Got it, still as a statue...
Me: Great. Anyone wanna ask Bonzo some questions?
Robert: OH! ME ME ME!
Me: Go ahead, Percy.
Robert: Hmm... do you think you had the best beard out of the four of us?
Bonzo: Uh...
Robert: Well?
Bonzo: No, of course not
Me: Heh, lie.
Jonesy: YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY BEARD!
Bonzo: I did! I swear.
Jimmy: He just thinks his is better...
Robert: Damn. That stung. NEXT!
Jimmy: I have a question... do you really think I'm a satanist?
Bonzo: Fuck yes.
Me: Telling the truth...
Jimmy: *huffs* you fucking little bast--
Robert: My turn! I wanna test!
Bonzo: Thank god that's over
Me: ROBERT STOP SQUIRMING
Robert: Ready?
Me: Yep, ask whatever you guys
Jonesy: Hmm.... do you think my kids are annoying?
Bonzo: Fucking Christ, again with your kids?
Robert: Hmm... nah.
Me: Pfft... that was a lie.
Jonesy: What?! My kids are adorable!
Robert: That's what I thought... until that Jacinda kid locked me in your closet.
Jonesy: Oh so that was you screaming in there...
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Led Zeppelin Reacts
RandomSo this is basically the members of the legendary band Led Zeppelin reacting to things from our modern era. I got this idea from @JimMorrisonGirl! She did hers on Kurt Cobain and I loved it so please check it out!
