Biopics

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*I know ive been dead for the past year but im planning on continuing this shitty masterpiece even though the reading it makes me want to fucking die*

Me: So we're back

Robert: ITS 2019 YALL

Jimmy: I know you didnt just say 'yall'

Me: And Im sure you missed our special guests here..

Jonesy: Im special

Bonzo: We know you are Jonesy

Me: So yeah, this series has been pretty dead for a while. I wasn't planning on continuing it since Ive kinda gotten over my super intense Led Zeppelin phase and Ive moved on but--

Robert: UHM EXCUSE ME

Jonesy: *starts tearing up* you're over us?

Me: I mean dont get me wrong guys, I still love you but Ive discovered some new bands that have really changed my opinion on music

Jimmy: Oh, wow...

Robert: OH YEAH?! WHO IS THIS BAND YOU SPEAK OF?

Me: Thats not importa--

Robert: TELL ME

Me: Rob--

Robert: TELL ME RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE TRAITOR

Me: FINE! They're called The 1975 and Im fucking in love with the lead singer ok?

Bonzo: *glances at Robert* Oh fuck.

Robert: WHAT

Jimmy: Robert chill out..

Robert: YOU REPLACED ME?!

Me: No of course not!!

Robert: WHO IS THIS GUY?

Me: I'll tell you in a different chapter that Im going to write about you reacting to them, but thats not until later on

Robert: *sighs*

Jonesy: Deep breaths Robert, deeps breaths

Me: Anyway, today you'll be reacting to biopics, specifically a biopic about Queen called Bohemian Rhapsody

Jimmy: Queen? You mean that band with the poodle on lead guitar?

Me: Ugh, he is not a poodle...

Me: Ok, maybe is does look a little like a poodle

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Me: Ok, maybe is does look a little like a poodle

Bonzo: Its fine, Robert looks like a poodle too

Robert: You are literally asking to get punche in the fucking face

Bonzo: ...oh

Jimmy: Yeah right, like you could beat someone up with your noodle arms

Robert: You look like a bloody twig so I wouldnt be talking James

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