Me: Today you'll be reacting to one of my favorite youtubers and his name is Shane Dawson!
Jonesy: What's you tub?
Me: YouTUBE
Robert: Does it suck me through a tube?
Jimmy: *watches Robert worryingly*
Me: Anyway, Youtube is a website where people all over the world post videos for others to watch. Shane Dawson is a famous youtuber who has about 11 million subscribers.
Jimmy: Is he funny?
Me: I think he's hilarious!
Robert: *gasp* is he cute?!
Me: *chuckle* That's for you to decide. Now the first video is of him trying out dumb life hacks, check it out!
*During the video*
Jimmy: Yeah, he's gay...
Bonzo: I've never seen so much food fit into someone before!!
Robert: Omg I love him! So cute!!
Jimmy: You did not just say omg
Robert: You bet I did, babe!
Jimmy: *rolls eyes*
Jonesy: The internet is a dark and scary place where stuff like this is legal
Jimmy: I like that he curses a lot... but he's fucking annoying
Bonzo: I've always wondered what would happen if you set catfood on fire...
Robert: Please tell me he's single!!!!!
Me: Sorry Rob, but he has a boyfriend
Robert: DAMMIT
Jimmy: Shane if you're watching this, consider yourself lucky
Me: Ok now you're going to react to another shane video--
Jimmy: Another?! I can't take much more of his squeaky voice! He sounds like Robert in his skinny jeans
Robert: Excuse me? I'd like to see you pull off my figure!
Jimmy: First of all: bitch I could! And secondly: I feel bad for your package when you wear those things!
Bonzo: Why are you even looking at that Jimmy?! What the fuck!
Me: Anywho... if you would drop the conversation of Robert's jeans so I could continue...
Robert: He started it
Me: Ok, so this video of shane is a little bit different... and trust me you'll see why
Robert: Is he naked?
Jonesy: You wish.
Me: Actually, you guys are featured in this video!
Jimmy: Oh god I know where this is going...
Me: Uh... yeah, can we just watch the video?
Robert: As they say in america "hellz yeah"
Jimmy: *glares at Robert and mumbles cuss words under his breath*
Bonzo: Yeah this is not the same person
Jimmy: He just went dark... I like it
Robert: *shrugs* I'd still shag him
Bonzo: First of all, the satanic crap is total bullshit
Jimmy: Yeah, I only bought Crowley's house so I could have peace and quiet to practice.
Me: *raises eyebrows* oh really?
Robert: *stares at Jimmy* Hopefully...
Jimmy: ROBERT! How dare you! I thought you trusted me.
Robert: I would never trust a man who has a spot reserved in hell
Jonesy: Wait, wait, wait.... kids watch this stuff?!
Bonzo: Stop being such a dad John!
Jonesy: Well I can't help it because I am a dad!
Jimmy: We all are, and to be honest, I'd let Scarlett watch this, it's very educational...
Robert: This video turns me on for some reason
Bonzo: Oh please! Watching me water my garden turns you on!
Robert: My last name is plant for a reason, bitch
Me: I think thats a good place to end this part...
Overall Thoughts
Jimmy: He won't stop watching shane's conspiracy videos! He gets this creepy grin when he watches the satanic conspiracies about cults (should I call the police or...)
Robert: I don't really think I need to say anything about Robert's thoughts on Shane because I don't want to scare anybody.
Bonzo: He likes shane overall... except for the part when he devours food and snorts like a pig
Jonesy: "I'm scared, send help." -John Paul Jones
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