Making Tinder Accounts

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Me: Okay guys so we're going to try out this dating app called tinder

Jimmy: Ahem... dating?

Me: Thats right, and you will go out with people you meet on here! Sounds exciting right?

Jonesy: I have a wife y'know, and kids

Me: She already knows about this, so you have nothing to worry about

Jonesy: *nervous smile* heh, great

Jimmy: Enough chatter lets just skip to the smashing...

Me: Hold your horses! I set up accounts for each of you on your phones, so enjoy yourselves

Robert: *stares at screen* sooo I just swipe and bang any girl I want? Damn, you kids got it easy

Jimmy: *swipes right on every girl* heh... *looks up from phone* What?

Jonesy: I HAVE A WIFE!

Bonzo: So do I swipe left or right?... Hello? Anyone?

Robert: Look Jimmy we're a match!

Jimmy: I thought you said you were straight...

Bonzo: Whatever, I'll just hope for the best

Jonesy: AND CHILDREN!

End Results

Jimmy - He wound up going on a date with every single damn girl... and the rest is history

Robert - He tried going out with jimmy, but only ended up with a black eye instead

Jonesy - He just hid in his room

Bonzo - Accidentally thought that swiping right would reject the person, so he went on a date with a girl he cant stand...

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