So this is basically the members of the legendary band Led Zeppelin reacting to things from our modern era. I got this idea from @JimMorrisonGirl! She did hers on Kurt Cobain and I loved it so please check it out!
*No offense to any fortnite gamers out there! Its not really my thing so sorry if it seems like I have no idea what the hell im doing
Me: WELCOME BACK LOVELIES
Bonzo: Again with the weird names?
Jimmy: *smirks* I think its cute
Jonesy: Here we go again...
Jimmy: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Relax you two, we're not even 30 seconds into the show and you're already in each other's hair
Robert: GET IT TOGETHER CHILDREN
Jimmy: -_-
Me: Anywho, today you'll be reacting to a very popular game called Fortnite.
Bonzo: Does it have guns?
Robert: Jeez Bonzo, you sound like Kurt Cobain
Me: Shh, I'm continuing whether you're with me or not... now, Fortnite is a survival game. Basically you're out in a server with other players and your goal is to kill each other. Last one standing, wins (I think).
Jimmy: Hmm... death you say?
Bonzo: Woah, Jim. I think those rituals are getting to your head
Jimmy: I don't do rit-- ugh, never mind.
Me: *rolls eyes* So as I was saying, you will be playing this video game against each other.
Bonzo: GUNS!!
Jonesy: *scoots away from Bonzo*
Me: But we have 4 very special guests here today. They'll also be playing against you.
Jonesy: Who?
Robert: As long as its not--
Paul McCartney: GREETINGS PEASANTS!
Robert: BLOODY HELL!!
Me: Yep, The Beatles are here!
George: Pleasure, my dear. Couldn't be happier to be here...
Bonzo: Robert, calm down
Robert: *hyperventilates*
Me: can we get extra security?
Ringo: So why are we here again?
Me: To play the video game, duh
Paul: I don't play video games, I only pay instruments. Do you play any instruments, Plant?
Robert: I'll have you know, I play harmonica!
Paul: Aw, that's cute
Robert: UGHHHH
Me: So now that you've caught up, let's start, shall we?
Robert: I'm gonna beat your ass McCartney!
Paul: Catch up if you can sweetie!
Me: Oh hush Macca, you're making Robert turn red
Robert: ITS THE LIGHTING!
Paul: *giggles* Sure...
Lennon: Wait... this game has guns? Whatever happened to love? Give peace a chance fellas.
Robert: In the end, you're the one eating bullets, John.
Lennon: Hey, I think i'll do a decent job in this game
Robert: I wasn't talking about the game...
Me: ROBERT! THAT WAS SO RUDE! HOW DO YOU EVEN--
Robert: THE INTERNET WILL TAKE YOU PLACES, MAN! I'VE SEEN THINGS!
Bonzo: LET'S JUST PLAY THE DAMN GAME
Lennon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BULLETS?
Joj: JONESY WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING
Jonesy: I DON'T KN--
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Me: Ok, we got that settled... now lets play the game. Each of you is in teams of four. It's Zeppelin vs Beatles. May the best man win! First up, Jimmy and George
Jimmy: Wait what?
Joj: Alright! I'm gonna destroy you Page!
Jimmy: Not if I get you first Harrison!
Even with Joj's confidence, he still managed to loose against Jim Jam. Jim is surprisingly good a head shots, like he's practiced or something. Yeah, I'm scared too.
Joj: Congrats, lad!
Jimmy: Pfft, I had my eyes closed.
Jonesy: AHEM
Jimmy: Uh, I mean good game...
Me: Next up, Ringo and Bonzo!
Ringo: Can we just make this quick? I faint at the sight of blood
Bonzo: Don't worry, Ringo, you won't see anything with that elephant nose in your way...
Ringo: ;-;
Me: JOHN!
Bonzo: I'm kidding! Jeez.
Do I really need to tell you the results? Ringo dropped the controller and ducked every time Bonzo shot at him... so yeah, he lost. Poor thing :(
Bonzo: Good game, Starr... better luck next time
Ringo: *shakes from fear*
Me: Alrighty, Lennon and Jonesy, you're up.
Lennon: I told you, I DON'T DO GUNS!
Jonesy: Is that a forfeit?
Lennon: Uh... no way. But maybe we can cleanse our minds from violence and meditate afterwards?
Jonesy: Fine, whatever floats your yellow submarine.
Lennon was the first beatle to win. It was close, but Lennon was smart enough to save himself by springing a secret attack on Jonesy. But what really cracked me up was when Lennon kept screaming 'PEACE AND LOVE' while shooting Jones in the head. That sends a mixed message, don't ya think?
Me: And finally... oh god
Macca: What is it?
Me: Robert and Paul...
Robert: *rubs hands together and huffs* Soon, those Paul McCartney death conspiracies will be true
Paulie: Is that a threat, Goldilocks?
Robert: You bet...
Long story short, Paul won by a landslide...
Robert: WHAT! NO! REDO!
Paulie: Heh, you messed with the wrong person, Bob.
Robert: I DEMAND A REMATCH!
Macca: No way, I won fair and square!!
Robert: I have to be better than you at something... how about... arm wrestling!!
Me: Robert, I think that's enou--
Macca: You're on!
Me: Boys don't...
Lennon: PEACE AND LOVE
Me: Just cut it, someone's gonna die any second now...
