*YES I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS SO GIVE ME SOME SUGGESTIONS OF WHAT ZEPPELIN SHOULD REACT TO NEXT*
Me: HIYA! WE'RE BACK!
Jimmy: *covers ears* god dammit stop screaming
Me: WHAT? SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING?
Jimmy: Ugh, no...
Bonzo: So what are we going do today?
Me: Glad you asked, Bonz!
Bonzo: Seriously? You're calling me Bonz now?
Me: I can call you whatever I want, this is my show
Robert: Damn, she's aggressive
Me: Excuse me?
Robert: In a good way
Jimmy: *snickers*
Me: Ok, moving on. Today you'll be reacting to a pair of sunglasses that are very popular now a days. They're called clout goggles.
Jonesy: I thought you said they were glasses
Me: They are...
Jonesy: But you just said they were goggles
Me: Um...
Jimmy: Either way you'll look stupid
Jonesy: D:
Me: Jimmy don't be such a bully!
Bonzo: *pats Jonesy's back* We'll look stupid together
Me: Anyway, what basically made these glasses popular were rappers
Jimmy: SAY NO MORE! I WANT TO BURN THEM ALREADY!
Me: Before we burn anything, I'd like to introduce you to our special guest for today
Bonzo: You really think another guest star is a good idea?
Jonesy: Yeah, last time you tried this Robert almost killed Paul...
Robert: HE WAS ASKING FOR IT
Jimmy: You're just jealous that he gets all the chicks
Bonzo: OH SNAP
Me: NO! JUST SHUT UP! I CAN'T AFFORD ANYMORE FIGHTS! WE'RE ON A BUDGET HERE!
Robert: *murmurs* The birds come to me first
Jimmy: You say something, Robert?
Robert: Oh nothing!
Me: Ok let's just let our guest in, he's been waiting out there a while. Come on out!
Kurt: *calls from hallway* I WAS PROMISED AN INTRODUCTION
Me: *sighs* Come on Kurt
Kurt: NOPE
Me: Ugh, fine... Ladies and gentl--
Kurt: *pokes head out* Where's your enthusiasm?
Me: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! STRAIGHT OUTTA ABERDEEN! KUUUUUURT COBAAAAAAIN!
Kurt: *screams and flails his arms in the air*
Jimmy: *whispers to Robert* He's crazy...
Robert: *whispers back* And kinda cute
Jimmy: -_- are you kiddi--
Kurt: I hope you didn't mind, I brought my friend Krist
Krist: *suddenly appears next to Kurt* I didn't get an introduction *pouts*
Robert: So why is he here?
Me: Well you see, Kurt was one of the first artists to ever wear clout goggles back in the early 90s.
Kurt: Yeah, I'm special *smiles*
Krist: I'm hungry
Kurt: Nobody CARES KRIST
Jimmy: I love him already
Me: You guys gotta wear these glasses now
Jonesy: oh nononononononononono
Jimmy: Eh, I can make anything look good
Robert: I'M GONNA LOOK SO CUTEEE
Kurt: So you're saying that you like these crazy crackheads more than me?
Me: *nods*
Robert: Hey, Kurt!
Kurt: What do you want?
Robert: I saw you're wife on tv the other night, and I must say you could do much better...
Kurt: *smirks* Heh, I know. But what can you do?
Jimmy: Is divorce illegal or something in the future?
Kurt: Let's just change the subject, if Courtney sees this then she'll kill me
Me: You got that right...
Jonesy: I haven't said anything in the past hour and nobody's noticed ;-;
Krist: Same, dude. I feel you're pain.
Jonesy: Bass player I'm guessing?
Krist: Yeah how did you know?
Jonesy: You just seem lonely and pushed off to the side.
Krist: Yep, me in a nutshell.
Me: Now before this turns into a therapy session, lets just put on the glasses.
Robert: *Puts on glasses and looks in the mirror* IM SO CUTEEE
Jimmy: *puts on glasses* Signing that contract for this show was harder than that time I sold my soul to Satan. *looks up* Oh, you wanted my opinion on the glasses, didn't you?
Jonesy: *puts on glasses and freezes in fear* I'm... so... uncomfortable.
Bonzo: I should wear these at our next concert, Peter would die.
Jimmy: Yeah, but he'll kill you first.
Kurt: Stop trying so hard, I obviously look the best in these.
Krist: *whines* I wanna go hooooooome
Me: Pretty sure that's my cue to end it there. I'd like to thank everyone tagging along with us so far, because we really appreciate it!! Also sorry that these chapters are so long, it's all cause of these crazy darlings...
Robert: Why did you look at me when you said that?
Me: Byee
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Led Zeppelin Reacts
RandomSo this is basically the members of the legendary band Led Zeppelin reacting to things from our modern era. I got this idea from @JimMorrisonGirl! She did hers on Kurt Cobain and I loved it so please check it out!
