Chapter 13: Nerd Wars

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Avi's P.O.V

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"What is this brilliant idea, sunshine?" Matt said leaning back in his plastic chair. His hair was messy from the ride here. He told me to wear his helmet but I needed him to wear it. It made me anxious to see motorcyclists without helmets.

"Nerd Wars." I said with a sly grin. He looked confused but willing to play.

"What the hell is Nerd Wars?"

"Err basically, it's like who can talk the dirtiest but way nerdier." I said laughing. He grinned at me.

"That's a great game! Who's first?" He asked and I pointed at him with my sonic screwdriver.

"Okay. I want to squirtle on your jiggly puffs." He said looking at me with the most serious face ever. I couldn't even handle myself.

"Nice one, Smith. I'd duel with your elder wand any day." I said winking. He bit his lip as if he were trying not to laugh.

"Are your initials Na because your Sodium adorable." He said putting two fingers under my chin.

"I want to feel the ribosomes on your endoplasmic reticulum." I said in the most seductive voice I could manage. He smiled to himself and closed his eyes then opened them.

"I will slytherin to your chamber of secrets if you let me." He said.

That's when our noses touched.

I pulled back almost immediately. I tried to brush it off. So did he. Why was he so damn attractive? Why couldn't I be his type?

"I CHIMED WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR, NO!" My phone started ringing in my back pocket. His eyes lit up with recognition. His face broke into a crooked smile. I smiled back and quickly answered.

"Yellow"

"Hi" the other line said.

"May have the pleasure of knowing who speaks in the other end?"

"It's your boy Tilly Oakley!"

"Oh hey Tyler! How is you?" I practically yelled back. Tyler was my friend from back home and he told me was coming to Ella Chi but wouldn't be there until the week after the first week.

"I'm great but who is that hot piece of ass sitting next to you?"

"What?"

"Turn around, cloudy." He said. I stood up and spun around and sure enough, there he was.

"TILLY DARLING!!" I sang. He smiled and jumped into the air. Hair matched Catherine's purple except a billion times more vibrant.

"CLOUDY HONEY!!" He sang back and hugged me tight. I turned to look at Matt and he stood up and mouthed

Who's that?

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