Brian x Ellie

Meeting The Parents

Brian Griffin was incredibly nervous. Because he was about to meet his wife Ellie's parents. " Brian, we're only staying with them for one night. And their dogs, just like us. " Ellie said. " I know, but why didn't we meet them before we got married and had kids. Hell, it should have been the first thing we did. " Brian retorted. " Well, everything is arranged, so there's no turning back now. " Ellie responded.

After the puppies woke up from their nap, Brian and Ellie loaded up Brian's Prius and drove to Ellie's parents. Brian was nervous the whole ride up. " Ellie, your parents aren't gonna be happy to meet someone that you've already had sex with. " Brian warned. Ellie just rolled her eyes. " Well, who would you rather visit- my parents or yours? " she asked. Brian started to say " MINE! " before remembering they were dead. 

When they reached Ellie's parents house, Brian looked up in awe as he saw it was a mansion. " Wow. No wonder we got to live in a suite. " he muttered. Brian was soon introduced to Ellie's parents: her father was a bulldog named Winston. Her mother, on the other hand, was an elderly poodle named Annie. " It's so nice to finally meet you, Brian. " she croaked, shaking his hand. " And your puppies are nicer than the first time we met them. " This threw Brian for a second. " Wait a minute? Ellie, your parents have already met the kids? " Ellie shrugged. " Hey, you've been in and out of the house since I gave birth. A lot has happened. "

Winston showed Brian and Ellie their room. There was only a one-person bed. " I'm afraid one of you is going to have to sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag. " Winston said. " It's probably gonna have to be Brian. Not just because he's a guest but because he has fleas. Ellie just has slut fleas. They don't itch but they can be really noisy. " 

The puppies slept in the same room, which also had its own play space. " I know you probably want the puppies to take their naps but their probably not going to sleep with all this in the same room. " Annie said. " Yeah well, just as long as their out of our hair- our slut flea infested hair. " Brian said, glaring at Ellie, who looked back at him, surprised. 

A few hours later, everybody ate dinner in the dining room. Brian ate with the puppies and Ellie ate with her parents. " Honey, your my daughter and I love you, but I honestly don't like that Brian. " Winston said. " Come on you guys! He entered a dog show just so he could bre-I mean, uh, get married to me! " Ellie paused. Despite them meeting her puppies, she hadn't informed her parents that she and Brian had sex. 

After dinner, Brian and Ellie watched TV in their room. Brian ended up sleeping on the floor in the sleeping bag, which Annie had provided. " Ellie, what the hell is wrong with your parents? Their keeping the puppies awake, they didn't think about my sleeping conditions, and they didn't even care that you got slut fleas! " Brian yelled. " Well, my owner is always getting lots of money when I win dog shows, so I don't have anything to worry about. " Ellie protested. " Oh yeah? And how many dog shows have you won since we got engaged? " Brian asked. Ellie sighed. " None... oh God, Brian, I'm sorry. I just don't know why my parents are acting like this. But hey, at least now we can have sex! "

Brian thought this over, and then grinned. " Huh. I guess your right. Come here. " Brain climbed into the bed with Ellie. Even though it was small, Brian managed to plow Ellie from behind for a few minutes- until Annie walked in. " Sorry to bother you, I- JESUS CHRIST! " Brian and Ellie stared at Annie, who suddenly passed out. " Oh my God, Mom! " Ellie cried as she flew to her mothers side. Winston burst in. " What the hell is- oh my God, Annie, NO! " He knelt next to his wife and held her hand. " She's still breathing! We have to get her to a hospital! "

Winston drove Annie to the hospital, and Brian and Ellie waited in the living room. Luckily, the puppies were still asleep. Soon enough, Winston came back with Annie, who was okay. " Mom! Thank God your alright! " Ellie said, hugging her mother. " Annie, what on Earth did you see that made you faint? " Brian and Ellie looked at each other. Their well-kept secret was about to be revealed. " I saw... " Annie started. " I saw Brian FUCKING our daughter! "

" WHAT?! " Winston screamed so loud that he woke the puppies, who started crying. Brian started to go upstairs, but Winston stopped him. " How DARE you violate Ellie rights?! " he bellowed. " What do you mean rights? " Brian asked. " Or should I say WRONGS?! You've been treating her like crap since the day she was born, and now I come in and you treat me AND our children like crap! You guys are terrible parents! See, this is why I was nervous of meeting you guys: I didn't want to see you treating my wife like a slave! " Winston and Annie looked at each other. " Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some puppies to tend to! " And he marched upstairs. 

After the puppies were asleep, Brian and Ellie went into their room and made love. Then they fell asleep. The next morning, they packed up and left for home without a word. " Listen Brian, I know your upset, but while you were packing, my parents came in. They apologized to me for how they were treating me all my life and gave us some money and toys for the pups! " Brian sighed. " Yeah, I know, and I wrote a letter telling how sorry I am for yelling at them last night. Ellie put her head on Brian's shoulder. " It's gonna be alright, baby. " Brian assured her. 

" I know. " Ellie said. " I know. "