Brian x Ellie

The Longest Day Ever

It was a sunny evening in Quahog. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Brian and Peter were inside Peter's house on 31 Spooner Street, with the blinds closed and surrounded by junk food. They were watching Sunday night football with Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe. Lois walked in and put her hands on her hips in disgust. " Peter, this is ridiculous! Brian's finally come over, after you begged and pleaded him on the phone, and now your all just watching football! " she yelled. " she scolded them.

" Geez, Lois, this is the one day of the week where I get time to myself, I don't want you ruining it! " Peter argued. Lois would have said something back, but her stomach growled, and she rubbed it and noticed a bag of chips on the floor nearby. She sighed. " Your just lucky I'm starving! " she said. She picked up the chips and started eating them as she walked into the kitchen.

Brian sat up. " Yeah, you know, Peter, I should be getting home anyways. Ellie told me to be home by 10:30. " Peter groaned. " Come on, Bri, you gotta stay. Ellie won't mind if you come home a few minutes late. Besides, the game hasn't even started yet. I always wanted to count how many players are taking a knee with you. " Brian shrugged. " Hey, not much I can do about it, Peter. Ellie gets kind of pissed off when I get home late. "

Suddenly, Peter sat up. " Wait a minute, that's it! Brian, I know how we can spend more time together! " he said. " That sounds gay. " Quagmire said. " Giggity. " Peter ignored him. " Brian, how about you come over to my house tomorrow and stay for the entire day! You could even spen the night! " Brian obviously didn't like the sound of that, but he didn't want to let Peter down. So he just gave a simple " Uh... yep. " and left.

Unfortunately, Brian had lost track of time- it was after 10:30 when he got home. The first thing he saw when he walked in was Ellie, leaning against the staircase, arms folded. " Where were you, babe? I was starting to get worried! The kids are all in bed. " she said. " Relax, honey. Peter wanted me to stay for longer, but I told him no. " Brian said. He didn't want Ellie to know about Peter's suggestion, which he wasn't doing anyway. Ellie grinned. " Good. It's crazy how you and Peter barely hang out any more. You were only up there for a few hours. " she said. " Yeah, well, I'll see him again some other time. Now let's get to bed. " Brian replied. " Come on, Brian. I have the day off from work tomorrow! " Ellie said back.

After some snuggling and fooling around, Brian and Ellie were asleep in bed. Early the next morning, though, the serenity was shattered by by the doorbell ringing. Ellie sat up and rubbed her eyes. She glanced at the clock- 5:45! She nudged Brian, who was snoring next to her. " Brian, wake up! Somebody's about to kick down the door! " Brian sat up, also rubbing his eyes. " Crap, I think I know who it is. Stay here, babe. " He put on his robe  and went downstairs. Sure enough, he looked through the window next to the door, and there stood Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire. Well, there stood Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire. He opened the door.  " Guys, what the hell are you doing? It's 5 in the morning! Me and Ellie are trying to sleep! " Peter pushed to the front. " Brian, remember my idea? Well, we're doing it! Pack your fishing gear! We're heading to the lake to catch the legendary Daggermouth. He won't see us coming any more than he did last ti "

Brian rubbed his eyes again. " Peter, please, I'm not doing this- at least not this early! Look, can't you just come back later when I've made up my mind and can also see. " Peter shrugged. " Fine. But you better not eat any eggs for breakfast, because rainbow fish love that stuff. They'd rip open your stomach and eat the soggy leftovers if they could! " But Brian had already closed the door. At breakfast the next morning, he told Ellie everything, and how he probably wouldn't be there for the whole day. " Aw, babe, I'm gonna miss you! " she whined. " I know, me too. I'll miss YOU, I mean. But don't worry, I'll be home first thing tomorrow morning. " Brian said. " Okay, but make sure you show some interest, or else Peter will think you don't really want to be there. " Ellie warned him. " Hey, he's forcing me to spend the night. I think I can manage to do it without hurting his feelings. "

After breakfast, Brian packed up his things and hugged Ellie and the puppies. " Have a good time, Bri. " Ellie said. " Yeah, well, try not to have too much fun without me, either. " Brian said with a chuckle. Once he said goodbye to everyone, he got in the car and drove down to Quahog. The first place he went was Peter's house, but when he walked in, he didn't see Peter or the guys anywhere- just Lois, sitting on the couch, bloated from eating multiple bags of chips. " Uh, hey, Lois, uh... where's Peter? " Brian asked, trying his best to ignore her large size. " Oh, their down at the Drunken Clam, Brian. " Lois said. Suddenly, her massive gut gurgled loudly. " Oh man, can you pass me some more chips, Brian? I'm still really hungry. " She slapped her huge belly as it grumbled again. Brian just slowly backed out of the house.

When he walked into The Drunken Clam, everyone raised their beer cans and yelled " BRIAN! " Peter was super excited to see his best friend. " Hey, Brian! Have a seat! Glad to have you here! " Peter said, like some kind of talk show host. " Yeah, well, I don't want to do anything crazy, Peter.  I'm just staying over for the night. " Brian warned him. " Relax, Brian. Just because you're staying away from Ellie and the pups for a while doesn't mean you can't have fun. Now help us settle a debate- who's hotter- Scarlett Johannson or Jake Paul? " Brian groaned. It was gonna be a long day.

Before Brian knew it, he was right where he was yesterday- watching TV on Peter's sticky couch with him and thec guys, eating chips and M&M's. At one point, his phone rang in his pocket. " Wait a minute? You have little pockets in your fur? " Cleveland asked him. Brian decide to take the call into the other room. It turned out to be Ellie. " Hey sweetums, hows it going? " she said romantically. " Oh, yeah, hey, babe. " Brian said back. " It's going pretty good. Peter hasn't tricked me into doing anything stupid yet. I still really wish I was home with you and the puppies, though. " Ellie sighed. " I know, Brian, me too. I wish YOU were here, I mean. Anyways, I'm just getting supper ready now, because dogs eat at 7 PM for some reason, and I'm getting really hungry. Want to listen? " Before Brian could respond, Ellie had pushed the phone against her stomach, and Brian could hear every hungry growl coming out of her belly. Brian listened intently, his dick slowly getting bigger, and after a few minutes he pushed it back down and stood up. " Alright, Ellie, I've gotta get going. I'll call you later. " And he hung up.

Brian was actually just having dinner with Peter as well. At the dinner table, they munched on the chicken that Lois had made. " So... Peter, how's I going at the brewery? " Brian asked, trying desperately to strike up conversation. " Oh, you know, it's going pretty good. Lately, Angela hasn't been talking for some reason, but yeah, it's pretty good. " Peter said back. " Uh-huh. Okay. Hey, Quagmire, how many sluts have you banged today? " Brian asked with a chuckle. " Eh. A few hundred. How's that slut wife of yours? " Brian froze. " What? "

"Brian, come on! Once you didn't know, Ellie's banged like a hundred dogs in all those dog shows before she met you. She probably HAD to marry you, anyways, and didn't even see anything special!" Brian looked at Peter for some backup, but he just shrugged and said "Meh, Quagmires right, Bri. Even if it was another dog, Ellie would have fucked and married him anyways. " Brian was enraged. He got up from the table, wiped his mouth with his napkin, and pushed his chair back. " Screw all you guys! You don't even HAVE a wife, Quagmire. " He stroked out of the house and drove home.

A few hours later, Brian and Ellie were reunited in bed, and Brian told Ellie about what happened. " Oh my god, where did those assholes get that idea?! " she said angrily. Brian, I didn't just stay with you because I HAD to- I did it because I LOVE you! " Brian smiled. " I know, baby. And I did it because I love you, too. "