Brian x Ellie

Pregnant Life

(This is a story that takes place while Ellie is pregnant.)

One early morning, at Brian and Ellie's suite, Brian woke up and glanced at the clock. It was 5 in the morning. " Why the hell am I awake? " Brian thought aloud, until he heard a gurgling noise coming from beside him. He looked over and saw Ellie sleeping soundly. Brian pulled back the covers and saw what was making the noise. Ellie's stomach was huge, and there was something squirming around in her belly. " GOD! "At first Brian was startled, until he remembered. " Oh, right. Ellie's pregnant. " 

Ellie was about 3 weeks pregnant, since she and Brian had spent most of their time together breeding. It was kind of hard to deal with at first, because of Ellie's struggling, but now it was pretty okay. Brian's outburst woke Ellie up. " What's going on, sweetums? " she asked. " Oh, nothing. Uh, are you... alright? " Brian asked. Ellie sighed, and  reached over and tugged on the string that turned on the lamp. " You're worried about the kids, aren't you? "

" Hey, I'm just a little shaken up. I mean, this is the first time I've ever gotten anybody pregnant. Well, as far as I can remember. " Brian said. " Well, like I said, I'm pregnant, and that's how I like it. " Ellie said. " Now, get back to sleep. I'm sure it can't get any worse. " She turned off the light and closed her eyes. The puppies started bulging in her stomach again. Brian groaned.

The next morning, Ellie was still asleep and snoring away, so Brian went downstairs and got breakfast away. Ellie came downstairs, rubbing her baby bump. " Hey, babe. Is breakfast ready? I'm starving! " she said. " Yeah, I know. " Ellie was starting to get cravings as she advanced more and more into her pregnancy. Brian set some pancakes on a plate in front of her as she sat down, and she gobbled them up. Then she leaned back and rubbed her pregnant stomach. " Wooo. The kids are starting to kick. " She stood up and walked over to Brian. " Want to feel? " Brian did a double take. " You mean, put my hand on your stomach and feel our unborn children moving around inside of your body? Uh, yeah, I think I'll pass. " Ellie sighed and went upstairs.

Brian was confused. And whenever he was confused, he always went to The Drunken Clam to hang out with Peter and his friends. He didn't go there much now that Ellie was pregnant, but he still managed to go there now and then. " Guys, I don't know how to live with Ellie now that's she's pregnant. She wants me to do these things, but I don't get how to do them. "Quagmire started to talk, but Peter interrupted. " Quagmire, please. You always have the best lines. Anyway, Brian, here's what you want to do: If Ellie asks you to say or do something for her, don't hesitate- just leap in and say or do whatever comes to mind! " Brian squinted. " Are you... are you sure that's going to work? " he asked. " Trust me, Brian. I know how to not hesitate when it comes to talking, like at that inauguration. " Nothing happened. " Oh, right. We can't do cutaways in fanfictions. " Peter mumbled.

That night, Brian and Ellie lay in bed, watching a movie. Ellie was rubbing her belly, which had grown bigger since that morning. " Pretty good movie, huh, Brian? " Ellie said, without taking her eyes off her stomach. Brian thought about what Peter had said earlier. " Uh? Oh, yeah, it's uh, it's a pretty good movie. Especially the, uh, overweight actors, cause, well, their fat, you know... just like your belly. " Ellie looked up. " What? " she asked, slightly offended. " Oh, well, you just... I don't know, I just look at the women in the movie, and then I look at your stomach, and, well, I just see a lot of similarities. " Ellie crossed her arms. " Brian, you're calling me fat. " Brian's eyes widened. " Oh god, Ellie, I'm-I'm really, really, sorry, I- I didn't mean it like that, I- " Ellie wasn't listening anymore. She had turned off the lamp and was fast asleep.

The next morning, Brian and Ellie were quiet at breakfast, until Brian spoke up. " Ellie, I am so, so  sorry about what I said last night, I just, you look a little overweight because of you're pregnancy, but- " he stammered. Ellie sighed. " It's okay, Brian. I KNOW I look fat because I'm pregnant, but, well, all dogs look fat when their pregnant. " Brian breathed a sigh of relief. " Oh, thank god. Uh, listen, if you still want me to, uh, put my hand on, your, you know, stomach, I could do it, if you want. " Ellie grinned, and stood up. Her womb plopped onto the table in front of Brian." Go ahead. "

37 weeks, and the last four paragraphs of "Puppies", later

Brian and Ellie were lying on their couch after coming home from the hospital, holding their new litter in their arms. " Wow, we actually did it, Brian- we're PARENTS now! " Ellie cried, excited. " I know, it's great. Now we have four of our own children we can look after. " Brian said. " I didn't think I'd actually get to this point in life. I just thought I'd be a stupid, drunk, bachelor the rest of my life who's only friend is a baby. " Ellie put her hand on his shoulder. " Brian, you will never seem like a stupid drunk bachelor who's only friend is a baby to me. " Brian smiled. " Thanks, honey. "

That night, Ellie and Brian put two of the puppies in a bed in one room, and two in a bed in the other. Then they got into their bed. Brian looked at Ellie. " I'm glad you finally gave birth to those pups . " he said. " Me too. I love having my own puppies. " Ellie agreed. " I also like it because my new belly was annoying me. I could barely see my feet. " Brian chuckled and laid his head down on Ellie's stomach. " Yeah, I like it like this, too. " Ellie smirked and started stroking Brian's head. " Yeah. Me too. So, now that the kids are out of me, we're free to... you know..." Brian looked up at his beautiful wife and smiled. One of the things he missed the most while Ellie was pregnant, was sex.