Brian x Ellie

Date Night

One night, at Brian and Ellie's suite, Brian, Ellie, and their puppies were snuggled up on the couch, watching a kids cartoon. Ellie laid her head on Brian's shoulder. " What are you doing? " Brian asked, looking down at her. " What does it look like, silly? I'm just resting my head on your shoulder. " Brian nudged her head off his shoulder with his head. " I know what you're doing. Just... not in front of the kids. " Ellie was surprised that Brian didn't want to do anything romantic in front of the kids. At 8:30, Ellie got up and stretched. " Alright, pups, time to go to bed. " Brian and Ellie took their whining puppies up to bed. After they were all fast asleep, Brian and Ellie went into their bedroom and got ready for bed. Ellie took off her collar and collapsed on her side of the bed.

" There's nothing to watch. " Brian said a few minutes later, flicking through all the channels on the TV with the remote. " Is there anything on Netflix? " Ellie asked without looking up from her phone. " No, we've already watched all the good stuff on there! " Brian argued back. He and Ellie were watching TV before going to bed, and it wasn't going so well. " What the hell is wrong with Friday nights? They say there's lots on, but there isn't! " Brian said, sounding more angry this time. " Hey, calm down, babe. " Ellie said, putting a hand on Brian's shoulder. " Don't babe me. " He said, shaking her hand off. Then he came back to his senses and held her hand. " Sorry. "

Ellie sighed. " Brian, what happened to us? We used to love each other, and now we barely even pay attention to each other! And I mean, if we don't do something soon, what's the point of even being together? " Brian didn't like the sound of that, and he looked at the TV. There was an ad for a movie called Date Night. Suddenly, Brian got an idea. " Hey, I know! How about we go on, like, I don't know, some kind of date! " Ellie looked puzzled. " A date? I don't know, Brian. We haven't dated since Valentines Day, really. " Brian held both her hands. " Come on, Ellie. This is just what we need to get our relationship back on track. I promise, someday soon, I'm gonna take you out for dinner, and then I'm gonna take you home and BANG you so goddamn hard!  " Ellie jerked back. " Woah, easy, tiger! But yeah, I think that might be nice. " Brian was ecstatic. " Great! Now, good night! " 

The next evening, Brian drove down to see Peter and his friends at the Drunken Clam. " Guys, I need your help! What can I do tomorrow to impress Ellie? " Peter got an idea. " Ooh, I know! You can tell her that your busy and that she should leave you alone, but you'll give her a BILLION dollars if she does! I did that with Chris! " Brian rolled his eyes. " Peter, I don't have a billion dollars! " Peter burst into tears. " Children are starving in Africa, Brian! So you can just rot in that damn hotel of yours! " He ran out the door crying. " How about you just take her out all day, and then bring her home and have sex with her? " Quagmire suggested. " Wow... that might actually work! Thanks Quagmire! " Brian said, and left. " Isn't that how you lost one of your dates? " Joe said. " Shut up, Joe! " Quagmire said back.

The next morning, Ellie woke up to the sound of her belly growling. She turned over to kick Brian out and make breakfast, but he wasn't there. She smelled the scent of something delicious lingering in the air. Rubbing her stomach, she went downstairs. " Brian, please tell me you didn't burn breakfast again, because I'm rav-" she stopped, and looked on with suprise as she saw that Brian had set the table with all kind of delicacies to make breakfast look more like a mini-feast. " Oh my... Brian, wha... " Ellie was speechless. " See, hon? I told you I'd make it up to you! " Brian said. After breakfast, Ellie went up to take a shower, and she saw that Brian had placed candles all across the room, and Ellie's robe was prepared. Brian was certainly getting carried away.

After her shower, Ellie came downstairs and noticed that the house was quiet. " Where are the kids? " she asked. Brian shrugged. " I don't know. I fed them and just kicked them outside. Luckily they know not to go too far. And now we have the house to ourselves! What do you wanna do? " Ellie thought it over. " Well, I have to go to work today... " she started to say. " Actually, I took care of that for you. " Brian interrupted. " I called your boss, and she agreed to let you take the day off. " Ellie took this in, and a wide grin spread across her face as she looked out at the driveway. A few minutes later, Brian and Ellie were driving around the town in the new car Brian rented, with the roof all the way down. " So, by 'kicked them outside' you meant you drove them up to Mom and Dad's, didn't you? " Ellie said, which was hard to hear, with the wind whipping through her hair. " Well, I figured that the puppies shouldn't be around to mess anything up today. " Brian said.

Ellie thought they were going home, but Brian parked the car in front of an Italian diner. " What are we doing here? " Ellie asked. " Hey, can't a guy take his wife out for some Italian food, once in a while? " Ellie was skeptical about the Italian food at first, but she ended up loving it so much that they took some home. " So, where to next? " Ellie asked. Brian didn't answer. 

The two ended up driving so high that their ears popped. When they came to the top of a hill, Ellie was speechless. They were parked on the edge of a lookout that was overlooking the rest of the town, as well as Quahog and the massive ocean surrounding the land. The view went on and   on. Ellie was amazed at the massive view of the city below them. " Wow... this is amazing! " Ellie said. " I know. " Brian responded. " It's not as amazing as you, though... although it does come close! " Ellie smiled. " Thanks, sweetheart, now let's go downhill before I barf! "

After dinner at another fancy restaurant that night, Brian and Ellie went back home. The kids were still with Annie and Winston, and Brian couldn't wait to have sex with Ellie. " This is gonna the best part of the whole night, Ellie! You're gonna love this! " Brian kept saying as they got undressed in the bedroom. But instead of spreading out her legs and aiming her vagina at Brian, Ellie just hopped in bed and pulled the covers over her. " Uh, Ellie... what are you doing? " Brian asked. Ellie sighed and rolled over to face Brian. " Don't get me wrong Brian- I LOVED what you did for me today, but... it's not like I want to go overboard or anything! The lookout and the Italian food was great, but maybe we could just go to bed instead of having sex. " Brian was surprised that Ellie didn't want to have sex with him. " Well... alright. "

Brian went into the washroom to brush his teeth. As he was using the toilet, he smelled smoke. He rushed into the bedroom. " Hey, Ellie, do you smell smo... " his voice trailed off as he stared at Ellie. She was laying down on the bed, with candles placed on either of the side desks. Her legs were spread out, and her vagina was gaping at him. " Come on, Brian. " Ellie said. " Fuck me by candlelight. " Brian grinned from ear to ear and jumped into bed with Ellie. For the next 20 minutes, they made out and had sex, illuminated only by the candles scattered around them. Afterwards, they lay in bed. Brian almost didn't remember what had just happened, but the entire bed was wet and sticky. 

Brian rolled over to Ellie until his nose touched hers. " I guess that makes up for all the time we didn't love each other. " he chuckled. " Brian, of COURSE I loved you back then! I ALWAYS loved you! And I STILL love you! " Ellie said. " Thanks, sweetheart. " Brian said. And they kissed.