Brian x Ellie

The Cabin

It was a normal night in-yep, you guessed it-Quahog. Peter and Lois were getting ready for bed. " Hey, Lois, can I eat a Twizzlers before bed? " Peter asked. " No, Peter, your hands will get sticky, and you'll ruin the bed. " Lois answered. " By the way, I called Mommy today, and she said that she and Daddy have the opportunity to go to a cabin in the woods for a few days, and they've decided to give US the invitation, since it's almost summertime. " 

Peter groaned. " Come on, Lois. Everyone knows cabins in the middle of the woods can be really spooky. Speaking of spooky, I'm planning on having a Five Nights at Freddy's marathon, coincidentally on those very same days, so I can't go. " Lois rolled her eyes. " Peter, we both know you're going to play all those games twice and then never again. " Peter burst into tears. " I always forget to wind the damn music box! " Lois sighed. You know what? If you don't want to do this, then I guess I'll have to just drop the whole thing. " Peter smiled. " YAY! " Lois groaned. " I was being sarcas- never mind. I'll just give the invitation to someone else, like Brian and Ellie. " She went off to deliver the news to the couple.

Meanwhile, Brian and Ellie were at their suite, making out in their bedroom. Ellie was on top of Brian, her arms wrapped around his neck. " Oh, Brian, I'm so glad we met and fell in love all those years ago. " Ellie moaned in between kisses. " Yeah, I'm just glad we managed to stay in this suite! I jus hope we never have to leave. " Brian responded. Suddenly, the phone rang on the nightstand on Ellie's side of the bed. " Aw, damn it. " Brian muttered and he reached over and grabbed it. " Hello? " he said into the speaker. Ellie just sat down on Brian's crotch. 

After a minute, Brian said to Ellie. " They were wondering if we wanted a free stay at a cabin for a few days. It's a no, right? " Ellie nodded. " Yeah! You were just saying we spend too much time in our house! " Brian disagreed. " Sweetheart, come on, I think this suite is a good place for us stay! We don't need to go anywhere else! " Ellie just shrugged. " Fine, if you want the puppies to grow up to be hermits all their lives. " The puppies were in their bedrooms, asleep. Brian sighed. " Alright, fine. " He put the phone back up to his ear. " Yeah, okay, Lois, we'll take it. " he hung up. 

" Oh, Brian, this is amazing! Soon the puppies will have a whole new world to explore! " Ellie gushed. " Yeah, yeah, I guess a lonely cottage in the middle if the woods would seem exciting to you! " Brian grumbled. " Hey, this is great! Since you don't have a job anymore, you have some more time to get ready. " Brian cringed. He didn't like being reminded that he no longer had a job, but he didn't want Ellie to know that. " Alright, well, I guess we can start packing tomorrow. Now, where were we? " Brian pulled Ellie close, and they began having sex.

The next morning, Brian realized that they didn't really have any equipment like fire pits or flashlights or glow sticks for the puppies. " Well, maybe you should go out and buy some. " Ellie told him when he started complaining. She was having breakfast with the puppies. Since some of the kids them still had to be fed from a spoon, Ellie shoved a spoonful of applesauce into Mary's mouth, and she coughed it back up. " The Stop 'N sells them. " Ellie said, ignoring the mess. Brian rolled his eyes. " Oh, great, visiting the place I can't work at anymore! Wonderful idea, Ellie! " Ellie stood up. " Hey, if you your gonna be like that, you can just plop your ass down on the couch and forget about any sex at the cabin! "

Brian groaned. " Alright, alright, I'm sorry. " Ellie smiled, and went to get a washcloth to clean up Mary and the mess she made. Later, Brian drove down to the Stop 'N Shop, and the first person he saw on the way in was his former boss, Daniel. After exchanging awkward glances, Brian found what he was looking for, bought it, and left. As soon as he came back, Ellie bounded down the stairs, excited. " The puppies are up packing their Thomas The Tank Engine and Dora the Explorer backpacks for the trip! It's so adorable! Where's the stuff? " she said. " Oh, it's out in the car. " Brian responded. " Well, lets get going, then! " Ellie said, and went upstairs to check on the puppies. Brian took a deep breath. Hear we go, he thought.

The drive up to the cabin was long and tiresome. The puppies wouldn't stop screaming, and crying, and whining for Brian to pull over and buy them a treat. Eventually, Brian told Ellie " If they didn't shut up, I'm turning this van around and we're going back to the suite. " She just laughed.

When they pulled up to the cabin, the first thing Brian noticed was that it was literally in the middle of the forest. The trees were covering up the sun, making it seem very dark, and there were bugs flying everywhere. The cabin didn't look so great either, most of the windows were cracked, and the floorboards and doors were way off their hinges. " This can't be the place! " Brian said from the wheel. " Well, maybe we're just at the wrong cabin! " Ellie suggested. So they kept driving. Unfortunately, there weren't any other cabins in the area. " Damn it, there's no way that's the "lovely cabin" Lois was talking about! " Brian said, frustrated. " Brian, can't you just give it a chance? Besides, it's almost lunchtime, and I'm starving! " Her stomach was starting to growl. Brian sighed. " Alright, lets just get unpacked. "

While Ellie helped the puppies bringtheir things in, Brian went inside the cabin and called Lois. " Hey Lois, we're at the cabin, and we followed the directions you gave us, but, uh... are you sure this is the right place? " He was expecting Lois to tell him it wasn't and give him directions to the real place, but she just said " Yep. That's the right place. " Brian sighed. He was stuck there.

The sleeping conditions were the worst part: the puppies still had two different rooms, each with a bed for two of them, but Brian and Ellie had separate beds. Brian, of course, was practically distraught. " Relax, babe. We can just push them closer together. " Ellie said, and they did, but Brian was still unsure.

That night, after the puppies were in bed (they didn't seem to mind the change in their environment) Brian and Ellie got settled into their room. " Brian, I know you're uncomfortable, but this is a good break for me from having to go to work, and the puppies! " Ellis said. " Well what about ME?! " Brian asked. " You know I hate change, now I have to put up with it for the next couple of days. " Ellie put her hands on her hips. " Yeah. That's exactly what you're going to do. Now, shut up and come inside me! " Brian rolled his eyes, and rolled over onto Ellie's bed and plunged his dick into her vagina. She moaned from sexual pleasure.

The next morning, Brian and Ellie were sleeping peacefully, when Ellie suddenly woke up with a scream. " What, what is it? What? " Brian had woken up as well. " Oh my god, Brian, I just had this horrible nightmare! " Ellie was sweating like a waterfall. " Damn it, it must be because of this cabin! You've never had a nightmare before since we moved into the suite! Well, besides the time where you dreamed that after we won the dog show, it turned out that we had to breed in front of an entire audience, and I chickened out and walked out on you, and you ended up getting raped by a boxer! " 

Ellie sighed. " Yeah, okay... holy shit, I'm sure glad that didn't happen! You know what, Brian, maybe we should go back home... " Brian was surprised. " Really? You think so? " Ellie nodded. " Huh. Well, we are at 1476 words already, so why not? " The next day, the family drove back to their suite. The puppies were as noisy as ever, but Brian didn't care. He was just glad they were headed home. The first thing he did when they got back was collapse on his and Ellie's queen-sized bed. " Ahhhh... I missed this old thing! " Ellie walked into the the room, rubbing her grumbling stomach. " Yeah, and we ALL missed lunch! I'm really hungry! You want to grab something to eat? " Brian gave a sigh of relief. " Just give me a minute, sweetie... " he sank even deeper into the mattress. Ellie rolled her eyes. Men, she thought.