Brian x Ellie

Getting Back Together

(Well, I didn't plan on another chapter where they get back together, but whatever.)

Early one morning on Spooner Street, Stewie Griffin woke up in his crib and heard crying downstairs. " What the hell? " he muttered. " That sounds like Brian. " It had been a while since Stewie's dog friend Brian had moved back in with the Griffins following his divorce with his dog wife Ellie, and he still wasn't over her. Sure enough, when Stewie ran downstairs he found Brian laying down on the couch, weeping. He was looking at a picture of Ellie, and sticking a sausage in his mouth. " Ew. " Stewie said. " Brian, what the hell are you doing? " Brian jumped off the couch and wiped away his tears. " Stewie! I was just, uh... looking at that picture to make sure it was clean, and uh, having breakfast, and... OH MY GOD, I MISS ELLIE SO MUCH! " Brian burst into tears. 

Stewie sighed. " Look Brian, divorce isn't easy, but hey, it's been a while, I mean, maybe she forgot about it. "Brian perked up. " Oh my God, Stewie, your right! " He ran outside and took off in his car. " Wow. That was easy. " Stewie said, and went back to bed.

Up at Ellie's suite, she was getting breakfast with her now-growing puppies when the doorbell rang, and she was surprised to see her ex-husband standing on the front stoop. " Heeeeeeeyyy, sweetheart. " Brian greeted her nervously. " Hi, Brian. " Ellie greeted him with a sigh. " What are you doing here? " Brian took a deep breath. " Listen, Ellie, I was just driving through the neighbourhood and I was thinking, well..." And then he got down on his knees, got out a case and opened it. Inside was a wedding ring. " Ellie, " Brian said softly. " Will you marry me? Again? "

Ellie was touched. " Oh, Brian... " she said. " Now I know your gonna say no because your re-married, but just think about about it for a second- " Brian started, until Ellie interrupted. " Oh actually, me and Vinny divorced, too. " Ellie said. " What?! Why? " Brian asked. " Well, it turns out he's a heavy smoker, and I just don't want the kids to start acting like Italians. " Ellie explained. " Oh. So, what do you say? " Brian asked. Ellie thought it over, and then looked at Brian with a smile. " Sure. What the hell? I do."

The next afternoon, the two had another wedding, this time in the backyard of their suite. The puppies were staying at Ellie's parents until the wedding was over. Everybody came. Except Quagmire. After Brian and Ellie exchanged their vows, they kissed, and everybody showered the happy couple with birdseed as Brian carried his new bride into the suite. " Alright. Don't worry, Ellie. I'll make sure this time is better than the last one. " Ellie smiled. " Any time is alright as long as we're together. " 

And with that, the two took off their respective clothes, and waltzed up to the bedroom for some long-awaited sex. After, the couple laid in bed, gasping for air. " Man, it's even better the second time your married. " Brian wheezed. " Yeah... " Ellie started to say, before her belly growled loudly, almost startling Brian, who chuckled. " Sounds like someone's hungry. " he said. He laid a paw on Ellie's stomach and felt it grumbling. " You haven't been this hungry since the first time we got married. " he said. " Yeah, I haven't had anything to eat since breakfast, what with all the wedding preparations. " Ellie said, rubbing her stomach underneath Brian's hand. " Can you run downstairs and get me something to eat? "

" Sure. " Brian said, and he got out of bed and bounded down the stairs towards the kitchen. Inside, he found a pack of sausages. He remembered sucking on them yesterday- back when he and Ellie were divorced, which, strangely, felt like an eternity ago- and he got an idea. " Hey Ellie. " he said as he brought the sausages up to the room. " I've got a really kinky idea. " The two dogs ended up spending the next half hour sucking on sausages and sticking them in nasty places. They would have done it for longer, if Annie and Winston hasn't come back with the puppies. That night, after Brian and Ellie kissed the puppies good night, they watched some TV, and pretty soon Ellie started yawning. " Good night, babe. " she said before drifting off. " Good night, babe... " Brian repeated softly in response.

At few minutes later, the phone rang, and Brian picked it up so it wouldn't disturb Ellie. It was Stewie. " Hey, Bri.  How's it going? Ellie found out about anything yet? " Brian rolled his eyes. " Very funny, Stewie. How's it going with Rupert? " he knew that would set Stewie off, but it didn't. " Oh, actually, he somehow came back to life and found his way back to me after me and Meg scattered his ashes in Vermont. So yeah, we're very happy together. "

Brian noticed Ellie was starting to stir. " Alright Stewie, it's getting late. Me and Ellie have to get some rest. It's been a long day. Alright, so long. See ya. That's not Rupert, Meg just got a new one. He's still dead. Bye. " he said, and hung up. Ellie turned to Brian and propped herself up on one elbow. " Your too cruel to him. " she giggled. " Yeah, I know. Goodnight, sweet heart. " Brian kissed Ellie good night, rolled over, and fell asleep with a smile on his face. He was glad to be back where he belonged. And the last thing he thought before falling asleep was, I should send those sausages to Quagmire as a birthday present.