Fangirls. ._.

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Why.

Why are they so scary?

I mean, I'm not obsessed... *Hides QuickSilver posters*

But seriously,

When you growl, and say my *Insert name*

Dafuq?

Da hell is wrong with you?

It goes like this:

Me: Hey guys! :D

Fangirl: SETO IS MINE MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ASS LOSER. *Growls*

Me: Da hell is wrong with you. You on your period?

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It's even worse when they call a boy.

Fangirl: Um. I get Mitch!

Me: Uh, excuse me bitch?

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AND WHAT THE HELL.

WHEN SMUT HAPPENS.

LIKE.

YOU HORNY?

FAP IN THE BATHROOM.

wait you don't have a D

NVM. o_o

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Also doesn't it scare you when your about to ship something and well...

Me: #SKYLO-

Fangirl: NO. TY IS MINE.

Me: :c

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And worst of all...

When they bitch at you for liking the YouTuber.

Me: *Happily playing Plants VS. Zombies*

Fangirl: FUCK YOU. AND YOUR SHIT. SETO IS MINE EVEN THOUGH I'M BEING A BITCH.

Me: Dafuq? You need a dickpad?

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So yeah.

I may seem cray fish,

But I'm not.

I'm actually normal...ish...unicorn...

So

If you are one of this fangirls...

I just want you to think.

About how much I would love to feed you to zombies because you're cray fish.

c:

Feels nice to put out this rant. :3

*Insert dirty thoughts after reading that sentence*

*Slowly walks away*

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