*Chews on fork* Don't you just hate jerk faces?
There's five kinds of them.
You better hide when you see on, or they gonna cut you has a hipster white girl would say.
Let's get started.
1. Rude comments.
Now, these are the people who hate different races except their own (most of the time.)
For example: "ERMURGURD AFRICAN-AMERICANS ONLY LIKE CHICKENNNNNNN!"
Excuse me bïtch?
You better take a few steps back.
I have two gucci fabu fwiends.
Cydney and Tori.
They don't eat chicken... Well, Cydney would really eat anything... (#SorryNotSorryItsTheTruth)
And Tori likes eating... Uh. Twix bars. *Nods head*
I don't know shit about my friends xD
2. Sexist comments.
Bitch.
Fuck off c:
Alright, like what the hell ._.
I ish gurl... Well last time I checked. (Okay Melissa you are weird as fuck)
Anyway xD Why do you hate gurls so much ;-;
I mean come on guys ;-; we ish nice.
Plus some girls save your fucking lives.
:3
3. THE GRAMMAR POPO
Now, I do correct people. But I don't do if all the time.
Anyway... These people will be like 'YOU FORGOT TO USE A PERIOD YOU IDIOT.'
Me: (-.-)
Or....
Gurl: *Texting* 'Oh my gosh! I love your dres!'
10738262826282 people: Dress*
*Facepalms*
Alsssso. I wanted to say, there's this kid in class named Michael and he said to our teacher 'It's not a big deal but you _______' and kindly corrected her. This dood was like the badass of the day.
4. Tooperfforyoubitch
We all know these motherduckers.
They act so perfect. (*Coughcoughcough* Tati)
But they are like titans.
THEY EAT YOUR HAPPINESS OUT ;-;
Me: *Gets test back and smiles* 100! :D
Perf bish: *Gets her/his test back and turns back to me* ERMURGURD I GOT 105!
Me: ;-;
5. People trying to out-do you.
I hate these people the most.
Me: OH MY GOD. I KILLED 3,000 PEOPLE THIS YEAR! :D
Person: Pfffft. I killed 5,000
Me : Dafuq bitch what the hell you talking about.
Seriously, WHEN I FUCKING SAY, I GOT MOSTLY A'S IN MY CLASSES, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING SAY I GOT ALL A'S
IT'S STUPID AS HELL AND CAN I JUST LIKE STAB YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SHITTY FACE ANYMORE >:C
*Godzilla roar*
:c
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So.
I hate things.
And of course there are more. But I ish lazy.
Mkaybai (*Brofist* if you understand want it means c:)
