I react to a horror RPG called 'The Witch's House.'
Enjoy.
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Me- "Alright, now how do I open up my inventory."
*Spams random buttons on my keyboard*
*Hits ESCAPE button*
"FOUND IT! :D"
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Me- "Cut the roses cut the roses then FEED THEM TO DEAD WHALES."
*Cough*
"I mean chop the roses then go into the house."
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Me- *Walks into house*
"Oh this doesn't seem so bad :D"
*Opens door and sees blood*
"Oh never mind."
*Walks over to blood and gets squished by walls*
"they wanted viola's V card."
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Me- "So I can cut up a teddy bear..."
"KILL IT WITH FIRE :D"
*Puts teddy bear in basket*
"Aw. They're having a little tea party ^~^"
*Walks back into hallway and dies by teddy bear*
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Me- *Sees a ghost*
"Oh hay gurrrrrl."
Ghost- "I need a hand. Will you mind helping me?"
Me- "Sure :3"
Ghost- *Takes wrist and cuts off Viola's hand*
Me- "THAT
WHORE."
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Me- "That shitty black cat."
*Shitty black cat can save your game*
"Oh."
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Me- *Sees Ellen*
*Has a heart attack and throws mouse."
"Nope."
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Me- *Walks through hallway."
"This doesn't se-"
*Dies by knife*
"FUCK."
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Me- *Puts book in bookcase*
*Skull appears out of nowhere and kills me*
"NOOOOOOOO ;-;"
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Me- *Thinks I solved puzzle*
"Hell yeah! :D"
*Walks out of room and gets killed by a toy holding a gun*
"I have to do this shit all over again?"
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?"
*Almost breaks keyboard*
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I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now. ^
