Me: *Plays AOT theme song in background to feel awesome*
*Kills titan*
*Looks behind me*
*Sees crawler crawling towards me*
"PETRA RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT"
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*Playing as Sasha*
"The actual fuck? YOU EAT A POTATO, TO RUN FASTER?!"
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*Sees an aberrant*
"Fuck."
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*Uses 3DMG to spin in a circle*
•3•
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*Kills two titans*
*All of a sudden dies*
"WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SHIT? D:
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You guys should play with me •3• You won't die... Like Marco did.
*Insert raging fangirls*
