OC rant (WOWOW AMAZE SUCH COOL.)

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It's been a while since I did a rant hasn't it? :P

*Snazzy intro music*

OH MY SWEET JESUS

THIS WILL BE THE ONE THING THAT DIVIDES THE WORLD IN HALF

THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT WILL MAKE CHILDREN CRY

THIS IS THE ONE THING VETERANS GAVE UP THERE LIFE FOR

(too far melissa too far)

Anyway... What the actual hell is up with OCS?

They're either a depressed girl or a freaking mURDER WHO'S A CREEPYPASTA AND IS DATING EYELESS JACK WHILE SLEEPING WITH SLENDY ON FRIDAY NIGHTS-I mean what.

Let me just make a list! xD

1. The Lord and Savior Jesus OC

This motherfucking OC walks into the club like I'm jesus don't even think about it.

This OC is just... wHy

NOBODY LIKES THIS OC

THIS OC CAN'T DIE BC SHE'S JESUS

NO SHE ISN'T

KANEKI IS JESU-OFF TRACK.

This bitch enters her OC in a hunger games RP and this is what happens

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OC Good guy- I look around, finding my next victim as I sneak up behind her. I slice her neck and smile. Tough life

OC Bitch- I laugh as I turn around. "I am the all powerful Jesus you cannot kill me!" I scream as I use my vagina hair, throwing her into a tree as everything seTS ON FIRE. I SUCK THE BLOOD FROM A GOAT AS I BECOME A DOLPHIN SWIMMING AWAY AND TAKING OVER THE WORLDDDDD.

lel

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2. The Depressed OC

I cut myself.

If you cut yourself, get fucking help you dumbass.

So don't make your OC depressed u fUCKING ASSWIPE

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3. The 3sp00ky5me Killer OC

This bitch fucking kills people?

And she has threesomes with BEN and Jeff

Plus she gets bitches

on the daily

SHE IS ALSO LIKE SLENDY

SHE CANT DIE¿?!¿

YEAH U CAN BITCH JUST WAIT UNTIL U SEE MY MATH HOMEWORK YA FUCK

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