I. AM. COOKIE. SANTA.
*Throws cookies everywhere* Heh. Anyway...
*Opens book* How I started being the cookie santa.
It all started on the archon.
Yes
That one server on MC
I was the badass. Not really...
And I would help da noobs.
Yes. I gud person.
I would run around spawn, dropping cookies.
I did this to many other servers.
So. :3
I do gud.
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Therefore I'm the Cookie Santa.
BOW DOWN TO ME BITCHES.
