Every day at school. ._.
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Me: *Walks into my classroom*
Everyone: *Stares at me*
Me: SON OF A BITCH. I DIDNT KILL YOUR MOTHER. I KILLED YOUR FATHER.
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*In science*
Me: *Pokes my friend Tori*
Cydney: *Also pokes Tori*
Tori: WHAT?
Me: ...I need whiteout.
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*In math*
Me: What the fuck is this shit? This is like fucking apples + bananas = oranges. What did Timmy eat for lunch?
Gabby: HA. YOU SUCK.
Me: Well, I do suck on candy. *Wiggles eyebrows and winks*
Tori: HA. GAYYYYYY!
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*Lunch*
Me: *Throws Twix bars at my friends*
Cydney: EW. CHOCOLATE. GROSS.
Gabby: *Stares at us* What. The. Fuck?
Tori: JUST STOP. JUST STOP LIKE HOW MILEY CRYUS NEEDS TO STOP.
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*In History*
Me: LET IT GO! LET IT GO!
Tori: CANT HOLD BACK ANYMORE!!!
Boy in our class: Can you just not?
Cydney: BISH WHAT? FUCK YOU!
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*English*
Me: I bet our teacher is a stripper.
Everyone: Agreed.
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*When I get home*
FUCK EVERYONE. :D FUQ SKOOL.
#420BlazeIt
