Rich and Stupid

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She broke up with me
and I was like, fine
I sat at my mansion
drinking the finest wine

Then I started thinking
why would she let go of all this?
maybe it's the butler
him she wouldn't miss

But this is first class
I live in a frikken palace!
when we drink
we drink out of a chalice!

Unless...
is there another guy?
no, it couldn't be...
but then why?

I tracked her phone
and checked the last place she was at
it's an apartment building
I need to get there, STAT!

I drove there with my Lamborghini
parked where people couldn't see
hid behind the bushes in a white suit
well, that's just me

She walked out the front door
with another mans hand
resting on her shoulder
in my case, that is banned!

I jumped out of the bushes
"Ha! Caught red handed! "
the guy smiled and yelled
"The eagle has landed! "

I looked confused
she walked closer with a smile
I felt scared
but like, just for a little while

She kissed me on the cheek
"I never really broke up with you"
I acted as if I was wise
"Yeah, I knew. "

I looked at the guy
"This is my brother. "
He looked me in the eyes and smiled
"Happy birthday brother from another mother. "

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Confused? Yeah me too. Whatever. Sorry that I don't update as much as I use to, just real busy with school work and all (#boring). Be sure to comment what you think and votes are much appreciated! ✌

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