Connor, holding up a backpack: Look at my new bag!
Jared: WHAT THE FUCK CONNOR?!!? THE BRANDING!!
Connor: *makes this face 😐*
Jared, shrieking: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Evan, crouched in the corner hugging and petting Connor's messenger bag: *whispers* Don't worry, I'll never forget you. Shh, it'll be ok.
Jared, still screaming: aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAA
Connor: *leaves*
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ok but i thought of this at like three am AND I AM VERY PROUD OF IT (do ur shiz like follow and vote and stuff)
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Fanfictionidfk what i'm doing i'm just going to put shitposts here for bmc and deh heere. MUAHAHAHAHA I KNOW THE TITLE ISNT CENTERED IN THE COVER HAHAHAHAHAH i laugh to cover up my pain i'm sorry also if i get tagged in something i'll put it here idek
