Jeremy: Hey Rich, I really want to date Michael
Rich: Fuckin finally LET ME PLAN A FIRST DATE AND SECOND DATE AND THE FIRST FEW ANNIVERSARIES AND YOUR WEDDING AND BABY SHOWER
Rich: *plans everything*
Rich: Okay I have a foolproof plan to get you two together
Jeremy: Foolproof huh? I agree
Rich: What
Jeremy: The only one getting fooled is you,,,
12 am April 2nd
Jeremy: Michael and I have been dating for, like, a year
Rich: HAHAHHA APRIL FOOLS LETS DO MY PLAN NOW
Jeremy: It's April second
Rich: What
Rich: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo
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Fanfictionidfk what i'm doing i'm just going to put shitposts here for bmc and deh heere. MUAHAHAHAHA I KNOW THE TITLE ISNT CENTERED IN THE COVER HAHAHAHAHAH i laugh to cover up my pain i'm sorry also if i get tagged in something i'll put it here idek