Jared: *insert sex joke*
Connor: I would like to erase my life like I do with my calculator
Later...
Jared: *insert another sex joke*
Connor: I would like to delete my life like I do with my browser history
Even later...
Jared: *insert yet another sex joke*
Connor: I would like to strip my life away like you, me, and Evan do to our clothes
Jared: Kinky!
Connor: That.... that was the point, Jared
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came up with these on my own i'm not proud. also can you tell i was too lazy to think of any sex jokes?
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Fanfictionidfk what i'm doing i'm just going to put shitposts here for bmc and deh heere. MUAHAHAHAHA I KNOW THE TITLE ISNT CENTERED IN THE COVER HAHAHAHAHAH i laugh to cover up my pain i'm sorry also if i get tagged in something i'll put it here idek
