Jared, sighing: Ugh, the single world is so miserable
Evan: Dude
Jared: No one loves me
Evan: I'm right here
Jared, doing the dramatic hand on forehead, bending back thing: I'll die single and a virgin
Evan: We had sex last night
Jared: Why is my love life so terrible?
Evan: I give up
Evan, walking away: Love you!
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musical shitpost-y things
Fanfictionidfk what i'm doing i'm just going to put shitposts here for bmc and deh heere. MUAHAHAHAHA I KNOW THE TITLE ISNT CENTERED IN THE COVER HAHAHAHAHAH i laugh to cover up my pain i'm sorry also if i get tagged in something i'll put it here idek
