Zoe: CONNOR
Connor: Dude, don't scare me like that
Zoe: YOUR NAILS
Connor: Zoe, I always paint my nails
Zoe: YOU ALWAYS PAINT YOUR NAILS BLACK
Connor: And?
Zoe: YOUR NAILS ARE GLITTERY, NO COLOR JUST GLITTER
Connor: It looks gayer
Zoe: Huh, true
Connor: Don't you fucking copy me bitch
Zoe: I have a girlfriend
*cough* itsalana *cough*
Connor: I have two boyf riends
Zoe: Well, fuck
Alana, poking her head through the door: Not right now, Zoe, I'm studying
YOU ARE READING
musical shitpost-y things
Fanfictionidfk what i'm doing i'm just going to put shitposts here for bmc and deh heere. MUAHAHAHAHA I KNOW THE TITLE ISNT CENTERED IN THE COVER HAHAHAHAHAH i laugh to cover up my pain i'm sorry also if i get tagged in something i'll put it here idek