Connor: How can I say 'I love you'?
Evan: Aw love you t-
Jared: First try saying it
Jared: Then throw some chocolate at the person
Jared: Then try to just say it again
Jared: Then say "I really really really really like you"
Jared: Then say "I enjoy your presence"
Jared: If none of those work say "I adore you"
Jared: If that doesn't work run the person over with a bulldozer
Jared: AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK YOU'RE FUCKED
Jared: ...
Jared: ...
Jared: ...
Jared: Unless you fuck them.
Connor: ...
Connor: I'm trying to tell my sister I love her
Jared: Don't fuck her
Jared: She's hot though
Jared: I mean, I'm gay and I have two boyfriends one of which is her brother
Jared: But, she's hot
Connor: Jared, what the fuck
Connor: I'm trying to tell my sister I love her not my boyfriends I love them
Evan: It's okay, I love you too.
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Fanfictionidfk what i'm doing i'm just going to put shitposts here for bmc and deh heere. MUAHAHAHAHA I KNOW THE TITLE ISNT CENTERED IN THE COVER HAHAHAHAHAH i laugh to cover up my pain i'm sorry also if i get tagged in something i'll put it here idek
