Let's face it, if the Marauders had Instagram Sirius would be the king, James and Lily would flirt in the comments and Peter would have no clue how to tag. Highly clichéd but clichés are there for a reason.
1975 ↣ 1978
[INSTAGRAM AU]
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j.prongs Hey Em
emmy.vancelot Sup
emmy.vancelot Long time no see you little bitch 😟
j.prongs Well, summer's soon, we'll visit you for a bit, I swear
emmy.vancelot Okay, that's good. So what can I do for you?
j.prongs Well, I kind of wanted to ask a favour. Lily either hates me or likes me, but we don't know which
emmy.vancelot And you want me to pretend to be a bunch of girls, flirt with you and see if she gets jealous? Done 👍
j.prongs I was going to say ask Dorcas...
emmy.vancelot No, Dorcas likes this thing, trust me, we discuss this a lot
emmy.vancelot So my thing?
j.prongs No!
emmy.vancelot For one of my personalities, I think I might be Russian, like a Bond Lady and then a fun loving redheaded Irish women for another 😄😄
j.prongs This is serious! Not a time for schemes, I just want to know
emmy.vancelot But I've already created @sashaivanof1977
j.prongs Sounds like a catfish porn blog!
emmy.vancelot Um but it's not. I'll ask Dorcas but please let me do this? Working with cars is fun but we've been working on this awful Porsche for some prick for weeks, please let me have this one?
j.prongs Fine, but only three fake identity! You picked Sasha, an Irish woman, you get one more so pick wisely!
emmy.vancelot Oh I will. In the mean time, check my Instagram... your welcome 😄
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emmy.vancelot: What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man 💪
tagged: j.prongs
dork-ass: Couldn't agree more ❤️🔥
why_so_sirius: Eh, he's alright 😕
ilikecoffeemorethanpeople: Thought you weren't into men, hon
emmy.vancelot: @ilikecoffeemorethanpeople Fine, Princess... 'objectively speaking' what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man 🙄
ilikecoffeemorethanpeople: Better, but I'm minusing points for virtual condescendingness
barry.burgman: Um what? 🤔
emmy.vancelot: @barry.burgamn Check dms
barry.burgman: Oh right, never mind! He is a fine man, what a beautiful creature, that jaw, those brows 😍🔥
emmy.vancelot: @barry.burgman Now you're overdoing it
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j.prongs That's not even me in the photo, it's your friend Barry!