[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

The Investigation Squad ↣ 18/03/78

dork-ass
I got one last thing from Barry before he descended into a rant about how he doesn't like coffee girl and Em got it wrong. On the day Em's memories was erased, he saw one of them had a white streak in his hair and another one had kind of red hair, like a lion's mane.

little.pete
suggestion: instead of em's memories, we say em's mems 😶

dork-ass
No. Anyway, I've knicked the veritaserum, it was piss easy

j.prongs
Ahem, with my help 🙄

dork-ass
Thanks to the Marauders and I am planning on leaving to Hogsmeade and then apparating from there. Anyone who wants to come can, but I would probably prefer a smaller group

hestiajones11
Fuck it, I will. My uncle works there so I can do stuff like this

marlene.m
I will

why_so_sirius
Same!

marlene.m
On second thoughts, I might not now 😬

dork-ass
How come?

marlene.m
Umm... we kind of broke up

mary.mac
You two weren't dating in the first place therefore you can't break up

marlene.m
Yes we can!

dork-ass
You don't have to come but it would be appreciated

marlene.m
Fine, I will, I can be mature about it

mary.mac
I would come but me and Remus have agreed to tutor a bunch of first years and then we're going on a study date

lily_evans
DATE? 😱

mary.mac
Study date

remus.loopin
Platonic ofc

dork-ass
Aww, you two going to get together? We could use a new couple

mary.mac
No

dork-ass
Don't believe you tbh

mary.mac
And I give as many fucks as I get in real life: zero. 🙄

j.prongs
I would come but I kind of fractured my ankle in Quidditch practice yesterday. I want updates though, Sirius, post it on our private.

lily_evans
Our private?

why_so_sirius
OUR private. I was here before you, don't you dare try to cut me out. And I will do. I would do it here but Peter keeps sending weird gifs and I want to get out of this group chat as fast as possible

little.pete
if this counts as weird, then yeah, i'm 'guilty'

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I hit 100k, thank you all so much for reading and putting up with me and wish I could give you all a hug and Ince cream personally. Also, this Mercutio gif took so long to add for some reason but he's amazing and deserves a place despite being from the 90s (but so was breaking bad so let's pretend Sirius time travelled or something) - E x