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ally.fortescue: Looking for a way to escape Hogwarts before my Transfiguration exam, anyone know a way?
tagged: frank_lb
j.prongs: Well, it all depends on how far you're willing to walk, but I'd recommend the passage behind the Druid's picture
why_so_sirius: ^ Although that's a bit narrow, Remus could barely fit down when he was skinny as a twig, maybe just make a run for it and take a boat from the Black lake
remus.loopin: No, obviously use the trap door under the Charms classroom, what are you two, amateurs?
little.pete: ummm just walk out? it's not a prison and nobody suspects you when you're a white, straight boy
ally.fortescue: @little.pete How would they know you were straight just by looking?
frank_lb: @ally.fortescue Oh trust me, you know if you have the Straigh-dar 💁♀️
dork-ass: ^ that's not a thing
frank_lb: @dork-ass Then why do I have it huh? 🙄
little.pete: back on topic, there's one wall you can literally disappear through if you touch the right brick
dork-ass: @little.pete So that's where you went when I came to talk to you the other day...
why_so_sirius: Of course you could slip out from the dungeons, there are so many paths
tothedumble_tothedoor: You're all wrong. The best way is to apparate via a non-wizard creature, such as a Phoenix or a House elf... I know all the loopholes
tothedumble_tothedoor: *You shouldn't be escaping at all
tothedumble_tothedoor: Autocorrect... 😉
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