[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

Jily?... ↣ 07/09/77

why_so_sirius
WORMY I HAVE AN EMERGENCY 😱

little.pete
did marlene's foundation not match james' fair skin? 😂

why_so_sirius
No, that worked just fine. I was excited so I kept talking in Flitwick's lesson and he gave me a fucking detention over lunch! NOT EVEN AFTER SCHOOL, RIGHT NOW AT LUNCH AND HE'S SO MAD, HE'S KEEPING ME UNDER CLOSE EYE, I CAN'T ESCAPE! I would get you guys to help me but all eyes need to be on James today, side missions aren't an option

why_so_sirius
Wormy, I need you to be my eyes, sure yours will never have the stormy grey angst of mine but I need you to tell me everything that happens. Lily slaps him? I want to know. James drops Lily off the broom? Tell me the second she falls. They begin to have passionate sex on the table? You tell me EVERYTHING, every little detail 👍

little.pete
last one was gross and i'm not doing that but i will do the rest 👍

why_so_sirius
You are a good friend unlike me, missing such an important event. Btw if this fucks up, I blame you

little.pete
again, all great but the last part messed it up. anyway, chocolates are in place 🍫

why_so_sirius
WORMY

why_so_sirius
DID YOU FUCKING EAT THEM, WHAT THE FUCK, LILY IS NOT GOING TO FOLLOW A TRAIL OF EATEN CHOCOLATE

little.pete
relaaax i ate the leftovers, stop stressing

little.pete
lily isn't awake yet, i'm guarding her friends right now, but i'll leave when lily arrives. marlene says hi btw (she's on the fridge) 😄