[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

J.P ↣ 07/09/77

marlene.m
Yo guys, we're kind of sitting here bored with our hostages, long story, don't ask but we kinda want to know, are you guys together or what?

marlene.m
I CAN SEE THAT YOU'VE BOTH SEEN IT, ANSWER ME!

marlene.m
Wait, are you guys making out?!! ARE YOU?

marlene.m
ANSWER ME 😲

lily_evans
Patience is a virtue

marlene.m
Honest fuck yourself Lily, answer me 😒

marlene.m
Or fuck James WAHEY!

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j.prongs: Forest Queen 👑

tagged:  lily_evans

why_so_sirius: OKAY NO REPLY FOR FUCKING HOURS AND THEN YOU JUST POST THIS CRYPTIC SHIT, I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK, YOU LITTLE SHITS, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!? 😧😡😠

marlene.m: I AGREE WITH SIRIUS, EXPLAIN FFS 😣

dork-ass: Probs not the right time, but is Lily naked?!

lily_evans: @dork-ass No! 😓

marlene.m: @lily_evans So you reply to that ^ but not me, fuck you

lily_evans: @marlene.m You didn't put my dignity at risk 😂

why_so_sirius: PRONGS ANSWER ME

j.prongs: @why_so_sirius What do you wanna know? 😉

why_so_sirius: DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP, YOU KNOW WHAT I WANNA KNOW

little.pete: language everybody! and we want to know if you're dating, you nuggets!

j.prongs: @lily_evans Shall we tell them?

dork-ass: Yes

lily_evans: @dork-ass I'm sorry is your name Lily? 😕 And go on then, I'm done trolling them enough

lily_evans: So I arrived there and James wasn't there, but the words were on the ground ... there just no James. All very confusing until Marlene told me that they'd deliberately sabotaged him so I could get my chance to ask him out myself

j.prongs: ... So Lily decides to look for me and there I am at the bottom of the hill, trying to figure out how to get the motorbike to start as I haven't had my signal from Remus or Peter yet. As I saw Lily walking down the hill, I managed to fall off Sirius's bike

why_so_sirius: FUCK IS MY BIKE OKAY

emmy.vancelot: @why_so_sirius Brilliant priorities (No sarcasm intended)

marlene.m: bRIlLianT pRioRities ... JUST STOP FUCKING INTERRUPTING AND LET THE STORY CONTINUE 🙃

lily_evans: I ran over to check he was okay and there was silence then at the same time, we kind of asked each other out, it was awkward and we both laughed a bit. I helped him up and neither of us knew what to say as the yes was unspoken

j.prongs: I asked her if she wanted to go for a broomstick ride (an ACTUAL one, not a euphemism because I know Padfoot would say something if I didn't clarify 😂) and she said yes so we went for a ride, saw Padfoot and Dorcas gawping and then spent the rest of the day by the lake.

lily_evans: We may have kissed a bit ... seventeen times to be precise 😋

j.prongs: ... so yeah, we said yes and made out, that is all

why_so_sirius: ....

why_so_sirius: ASHEHGOSDBGAIUUGBSDODABGOUSBDGOROU

marlene.m: ^ same just cba to type it

mark.bennett: Aha finally 😂

lily_evans: @mark.bennett ... um, thanks Mark?

mark.bennett: @lily_evans No problem, I was kind of rooting for you guys 👍

remus.loopin: Congrats guys ❤️

tothedumble_tothedoor: Congratulations! I was rooting for you!

j.prongs: @remus.loopin Thanks bro @tothedumble_tothedoor Thank you, Professor!

little.pete: *dies .... of HAPPINESS AND THEN RESURRECTS BECAUSE I'M NOT MISSING THIS!*