[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

M.M ↣ 12/10/77

Liked by why_so_sirius, remus.loopin and 412 others

marlene.m: Even though she has a boyfriend now, we are forever hoes before bros ❤️

tagged: lily_evans

lily_evans: Always bby 😍

dork-ass: @j.prongs is a hoe for Lily thought

j.prongs: Loophole! 😂😊

why_so_sirius: @j.prongs Haha, you're a hoe

j.prongs: @why_so_sirius Coming from the biggest hoe of all

why_so_sirius: @why_so_sirius Excuse me, but I am an ESCORT, there is a difference

remus.loopin: @why_so_sirius @j.prongs Smh neither of you are hoes, stop acting hard for instagram

little.pete: i don't care what you are, marauders or hoes but get your hoe arses to the gc

why_so_sirius: Let's go hoes! @j.prongs @remus.loopin

remus.loopin: @why_so_sirius Wait, when did I become a hoe? 🤔

hestiajones11: so sick of wannabe hoes ^, make way for the real ones

theonetrueavery: @hestiajones11 I know right?

hestiajones11: @theonetrueavery you're a deatheater though

theonetrueavery: @hestiajones11 It's 1977, I can do both 😑

little.pete
guys, we have a problem, i think em knows about our little secret

remus.loopin
Sirius styles his hair in the mornings but claims it's natural?

little.pete
no, more general than that. magic. she tried to get me to talk yesterday so i blocked her but i reckon she'll come for you guys next, she's very persistent 😛

remus.loopin
Oh no, I swear she can't legally know?

why_so_sirius
I think Dorcas can tell her if they get married as they'll be family or for government reasons

j.prongs
Does this mean ... THE MARAUDERS ARE PLANNING A WEDDING! 😆

remus.loopin
No! It means we need to stop her from finding out! We need to be strong, if she's coming round everyone, we need to turn down her questions whilst not making her suspicious with subtlety and care, okay? 👍

emmy.vancelot
Hey Remus, this is a weird question but I have to ask

remus.loopin
Sorry, I have a no questions policy 😨

remus.loopin
Would you look at the time? It's time for me to slide OUT of these dms!

remus.loopin
Goodbye Emmeline Vance, for we might not speak again 😫

emmy.vancelot
... okay