Project Shacklebolt ↣ 09/06/78

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why_so_sirius created a group chat with j

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why_so_sirius created a group chat with j.prongs, remus.loopin, little.pete, lily_evans and james.potter

lily_evans
Why do you make a new group chat for everything? 🤔

why_so_sirius
B

ecause I can is the simple answer. Anyway, dead people don't DM!

lily_evans
She's not here yet though 😱

why_so_sirius
It's called method acting

lily_evans
Here. I am sitting up but can slump easily. I'm dead inside from all this revision if that counts 😑

 I'm dead inside from all this revision if that counts 😑

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james.potter
Sirius, you remember what you're going to ask?

why_so_sirius
Simply tell her I'm hot, witty and deep, she's hot, witty and deep so we should combine forces to be together

remus.loopin
Weirdly, I feel like that could work, I'd be flattered if someone said that to me

little.pete
moony, i'm hot, witty and deep, she's hot, witty and deep so we should combine forces to be together . did that make your day? 😊

remus.loopin
Not quite the context I'd imagined but weirdly sweet

why_so_sirius
Okay, I dmed her about Lily, she should be on her way

why_so_sirius
I just called her over, shit could get real guys

james.potter
Believe in yourself, you beautiful bastard

why_so_sirius
She's here, wish me luck

why_so_siriusShe's asking me personal questions and stuff and said she'd consider it, this is so fucking exciting

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why_so_sirius
She's asking me personal questions and stuff and said she'd consider it, this is so fucking exciting

j.prongs
Er what? 🤔

james.potter
Sirius, what exactly are you telling her? This feels like a red flag

little.pete
aha padfoot's so experienced with sex, but is completely naive with romance

why_so_sirius
Shut up, I'm not naive!

lily_evans
SIRIUS WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

lily_evans
WHY THE FUCK IS SNAPE HERE??!?!?! HE SAYS HATTIE TOLD HIM TO COME WTF

why_so_sirius
No, she told me to come alone, hold on I'll get rid of him for you

why_so_sirius
I'll ask her now
, I'm sure there's been a mixup

why_so_sirius
She's gone wtf

james.potter
DAMN SON. Girl clearly had her own agenda, she played you

why_so_sirius
What? But why?

james.potter
Wtf do you I am, a mindreader? Ask her

j.prongs
What exactly did you tell her?

why_so_sirius
Just random shit that didn't matter, like facts about Em, Marlene's confundus charm

j.prongs
Oh Padfoot ... love's unkind

why_so_siriusHattie, why did you leave? For once I was spilling my heart out to someone and you use Sev as a distraction

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why_so_sirius
Hattie, why did you leave? For once I was spilling my heart out to someone and you use Sev as a distraction

hattie.shacklebolt
Cos I got what I wanted lol

why_so_sirius
Which is? Because you sure as hell didn't get me

hattie.shacklebolt
Secrets. Once you have secrets, chaos is at your fingertips which is the ultimate form of control ironically. Nothing personal but you had a lot to hide, I figured it could be useful

why_so_sirius
Wtf so you just toyed with me for the last few months?

hattie.shacklebolt
Nah, you were fun, the dares and shit were fun but I don't want to be tied down to anyone, chaos relies on freedom 😉

why_so_sirius
Who are you doing this for?

hattie.shacklebolt
Myself, only way a girl can keep safe in this political climate. Well, this was a fun few months but I believe I must bid you goodbye, auf wiedersehen, Sirius ❤️

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