Let's face it, if the Marauders had Instagram Sirius would be the king, James and Lily would flirt in the comments and Peter would have no clue how to tag. Highly clichéd but clichés are there for a reason.
1975 ↣ 1978
[INSTAGRAM AU]
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why_so_sirius created a group chat with j.prongs, remus.loopin, little.pete, lily_evans and james.potter
lily_evans Why do you make a new group chat for everything? 🤔
why_so_sirius B
ecause I can is the simple answer. Anyway, dead people don't DM!
lily_evans She's not here yet though 😱
why_so_sirius It's called method acting
lily_evans Here. I am sitting up but can slump easily. I'm dead inside from all this revision if that counts 😑
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james.potter Sirius, you remember what you're going to ask?
why_so_sirius Simply tell her I'm hot, witty and deep, she's hot, witty and deep so we should combine forces to be together
remus.loopin Weirdly, I feel like that could work, I'd be flattered if someone said that to me
little.pete moony, i'm hot, witty and deep, she's hot, witty and deep so we should combine forces to be together . did that make your day? 😊
remus.loopin Not quite the context I'd imagined but weirdly sweet
why_so_sirius Okay, I dmed her about Lily, she should be on her way
why_so_sirius I just called her over, shit could get real guys
james.potter Believe in yourself, you beautiful bastard
why_so_sirius She's here, wish me luck
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why_so_sirius She's asking me personal questions and stuff and said she'd consider it, this is so fucking exciting
j.prongs Er what? 🤔
james.potter Sirius, what exactly are you telling her? This feels like a red flag
little.pete aha padfoot's so experienced with sex, but is completely naive with romance
why_so_sirius Shut up, I'm not naive!
lily_evans SIRIUS WHAT THE FUCK??!!!
lily_evans WHY THE FUCK IS SNAPE HERE??!?!?! HE SAYS HATTIE TOLD HIM TO COME WTF
why_so_sirius No, she told me to come alone, hold on I'll get rid of him for you
why_so_sirius I'll ask her now , I'm sure there's been a mixup
why_so_sirius She's gone wtf
james.potter DAMN SON. Girl clearly had her own agenda, she played you
why_so_sirius What? But why?
james.potter Wtf do you I am, a mindreader? Ask her
j.prongs What exactly did you tell her?
why_so_sirius Just random shit that didn't matter, like facts about Em, Marlene's confundus charm
j.prongs Oh Padfoot ... love's unkind
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why_so_sirius Hattie, why did you leave? For once I was spilling my heart out to someone and you use Sev as a distraction
hattie.shacklebolt Cos I got what I wanted lol
why_so_sirius Which is? Because you sure as hell didn't get me
hattie.shacklebolt Secrets. Once you have secrets, chaos is at your fingertips which is the ultimate form of control ironically. Nothing personal but you had a lot to hide, I figured it could be useful
why_so_sirius Wtf so you just toyed with me for the last few months?
hattie.shacklebolt Nah, you were fun, the dares and shit were fun but I don't want to be tied down to anyone, chaos relies on freedom 😉
why_so_sirius Who are you doing this for?
hattie.shacklebolt Myself, only way a girl can keep safe in this political climate. Well, this was a fun few months but I believe I must bid you goodbye, auf wiedersehen, Sirius ❤️