Let's face it, if the Marauders had Instagram Sirius would be the king, James and Lily would flirt in the comments and Peter would have no clue how to tag. Highly clichéd but clichés are there for a reason.
1975 ↣ 1978
[INSTAGRAM AU]
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hattie.shacklebolt Dorcas?
dork-ass Okay, fuck off 🖕
dork-ass Seriously, what the fuck do you want? 😒
hattie-shacklebolt You want information from Peter, no? I think I know what he's withholding from you
dork-ass Ah really? Fuck off 🖕
hattie-shacklebolt Still annoyed about Sirius, huh?
dork-ass Who me? Nooooooo 🙄
dork-ass He was intrigued by you, you were helping him tentatively feeling romance that he'd never felt desire for and then boom. You trap him and extract secrets. Dick move, Hattie
hattie-shacklebolt That's just how I work, I never promised to be anything else. Anyway, you didn't let me finish, I know what he's withholding from you but it won't do any good, it's a pointless secret that will only cause discord
dork-ass And? I have a date with my girlfriend to be in, this is a waste of time
hattie-shacklebolt I have better secrets to tell if you want, ones that will impact your life
dork-ass For instance?
hattie-shacklebolt You're aware it was the military who removed your ex's memories, right? I can tell you a) who told them she knew about our world and b) I can get them back for you
dork-ass and why would I believe you could do any of that? You're a Ravenclaw in the year below me, what the fuck can you do? 😂
hattie-shacklebolt Perhaps check the surname and then check the ministry higher-ups. And I can do more than you know, I don't just have your secrets, I keep everyone's
dork-ass What do you want from me?
hattie-shacklebolt Nothing yet but we shall see. In the future, I may need something and I'd hope you'd return the favour