[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

The Great Break In ↣ 23/03/78

marlene.m
You sure we should be doing this together?

why_so_sirius
Yes, why wouldn't we be?

marlene.m
Idk I just want to mess things up by being jumpy or something

why_so_sirius
You won't be because we're fine, nothing happened we just removed the benefits from our FWB

marlene.m
Okay

why_so_sirius
Besides, we can't mess up Dork's plan, she'll literally have our heads

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just_jirius: Veritaserum in tea ought to do the trick - S

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remus.loopin: Very disappointed

dork-ass: @remus.loopin In our plan? Seems solid to me, Ministry people love tea, we're all British, it's just a face

mary.mac: I don't like tea

dork-ass: @mary.mac Get out

remus.loopin: No, in prongs and padfoot's private. Their name is obviously Starbucks, Sirius STAR and Prongs = male deer, buck ... smh guys 🙄

just.jirius: @remus.loopin Sirius here, we were twelve and can't be asked to change it

lily_evans: Forget tea and bad ship names, how did you get into the ministry so easily?

hestiajones11: Literally piss easy, it's actually ridiculous, just told them we were visiting my uncle and they believed us, some silly geezer even directed us to the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes without hassle.

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just.jirius: The Ministry really is beautiful. And in good news, Dorcas just managed to serve tea to the officials, giving the redhead one Barry mentioned the veritaserum tea, all is looking goof- H

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mary.mac: Has anyone been spotted yet?

hestiajones11: @mary.mac They think we're interns, all is going to plan so far. Think they're all pissed that they have to work on a weekend tbh so nobody questions some nice cups of tea - E x

lily_evans: @hestiajones11 All still going well?

hestiajones11: @lily_evans Kind of ... they left me alone pretending to serve tea, Dorks to confront redhead who just went to the loo and Marls and Sirius have vanished somewhere ... low-key freaking out but it's all good 👍

hestiajones11: FUCK EVERYTHING IS NOT GOOD 😱

hestiajones11: MY FUCKING UNCLE JUST WALKED IN AND HERE I AM PRETENDING TO BE AN INTERN, I CAN'T FUCKING FIND DORCAS, OR MARLENE OR SIRIUS

lily_evans: @hestiajones11 I just called Marlene but she's not picking up, just get out of there, don't get caught snooping

hestiajones11: But I don't want to leave them, WHAT DO I DO?

j.prongs: @hestiajones11 Hestia, find Sirius

lily_evans: @hestiajones11 No, Hestia, escape!

j.prongs: @hestiajones11 DO NOT LEAVE HIM ALONE IN THE GOVERNMENT!

hestiajones11: I FUCKING LEFT THEM, I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON WHO DESERVES TO BE RIDING A HIPPOGRIFF BACK BY HERSELF

 dork-ass
Hey Hestia, thanks for leaving me in the ministry

hestiajones11
I panicked 😭

dork-ass
It's okay, jokes are hard to convey over instagram. I got what I needed anyway

lily_evans
How did it go?! Did they erase Em's memory?

dork-ass
I didn't get much from him, the serum wore off quickly and I had to make a run for it but he didn't remember her name, simply stating that they have been erasing the memories of 'compromised muggles' recently who they believe know about the wizarding world so i reckon she was a casualty. I managed to snag some hair from his jacket as he ran so I am going  back there, getting a memory and figuring out who the fuck erased my girlfriend's memories

lily_evans
Wait, you're going back in? Dorks, that's kind of risky

dork-ass
N

o, because I will be disguised. Trust me on this, please

j.prongs
This is all great but we're forgetting the bigger question WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE PADFOOT

j.prongs
And Marlene

j.prongs
I AM WORRIED SICK