[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

E.V ↣ 09/02/78

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emmy.vancelot: I like walls. Not in a weird way, I just like them

tagged:  ilikecoffeemorethanpeople

ilikecoffeemorethanpeople: Honoured to be tagged as your shirt. Somehow it's still hotter than me

emmy.vancelot: @ilikecoffeemorethanpeople Fishing for compliments, huh? Well, I'm gonna give them, YOU ARE GORGEOUS ❤️

barry.burgman: I'm gonna assume it's in a weird way though

emmy.vancelot: @barry.burgman Well ... DON'T!

lillie.amadylus: Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are BeAuTiful! 😂

emmy.vancelot: @lillie.amadylus If I ate that much Beryllium, I WOULD BE DEAD! That's right, I took O level Chemistry

lillie.amadylus: Gosh, darn it 😱

dork-ass
Who's Lillie?

barry.burgman
Thought Em blocked you 🤔

dork-ass
She did but not my friends

barry.burgman
She's an Chemistry student at King's hence the pun

dork-ass
But I've only been gone from her mind a month or so, how had she moved on that fast?

barry.burgman
I don't know if she has yet, but Lillie is creeping in a bit, keeps hanging around our garage and giggling like 'Eh hee hee HEEEE!' 😨

dork-ass
Okay, this isn't fun. Look, I am upset by this but I came to tell you we're working on getting her memories back and I need your help, can you describe what the men looked like? Please, Barry, I won't bug her, I just want to try 

barry.burgman
Okay, I'll do it, she's different having not known you, she's not our Em, I preferred you to Lillie anyway so do Chloe and Mocha

dork-ass
That bad? 

barry.burgman
She keeps stealing Mocha's coffee! MOCHA'S COFFEE! SHE LOVES COFFEE MORE THAN PEOPLE YOU DON'T DO THAT TO MOCHA

dork-ass
Wait, Coffee girl's name is Mocha?

barry.burgman
No, it's Mabel and she hates it so we call her Mocha instead. Anyway, we liked you and we liked how happy you made our Em so I'll help you as much as I can 👌