Let's face it, if the Marauders had Instagram Sirius would be the king, James and Lily would flirt in the comments and Peter would have no clue how to tag. Highly clichéd but clichés are there for a reason.
1975 ↣ 1978
[INSTAGRAM AU]
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why_so_sirius How the fuck are you so hot 🔥😏
hattie-shacklebolt God owed me a favour as I bailed him out so many times 😇
hattie-shacklebolt And I know. I mean, have you seen me?
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why_so_sirius Yes, I have, hence why I slid into your DMs
hattie-shacklebolt Slide the fuck back out before I burn you 🔥
why_so_sirius Metaphorically? 😂
hattie-shacklebolt No. With actual flames🔥
why_so_sirius I see what you're doing, trying to be all cool and tough but I am not going to be scared by somebody who I found on Snape's instagram
hattie-shacklebolt Believe me, that came at great personal cost. I pride myself on my image but the man takes good photos and a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do
hattie-shacklebolt Anyway, shouldn't you be fucking off or something?
why_so_sirius No
hattie-shacklebolt Why? I'm being rude and I haven't even properly started yet
why_so_sirius I dunno, like the attention?
hattie-shacklebolt Then why don't you visit a science lab, you'd get plenty of attention. I'm sure they'd love to meet the missing link 👍
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dork-ass Sirius, how are things going with Hattie?
why_so_sirius Well, so far she's threatened me with fire, called me the missing link and been so vain it even surpasses me
why_so_sirius I never thought it was possible but ... guys, I think I might be in love 😱
j.prongs ...
j.prongs WHAT?! 🙄
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Hattie is fancasted as @airrozz who I've literally fallen in love with - E x