Danny Devito Has a Nice Ass

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Tucker: Hey soy boy! Did you get Ryan's phone number?
Matt Watson: If you ever call me "soy boy" again I'm gonna beat you. And yeah I did. We sent each other some memes
Tucker: Was his memes fresh?
Matt Watson: Yeah actually they were pretty good.
Tucker: Okay well I'm sold. You should ask him if he wants to hang with us this weekend.
Matt Watson: Ai ai captain!
I head upstairs and hear my phone go off again.
ryan magee 🗿: hey sorry about that, I forgot to do the dishes and I didn't want my stepdad in my asshole about it
Matt Watson: It's all good. Though I'm gonna say that I was the winner of that meme battle
ryan magee 🗿: if that's what makes you sleep at night
Matt Watson:😓😓😪😪🙏👅😰😨😭😢
Matt Watson: Hey, would you want to hang out with Tucker and I this weekend? I know we haven't known each other for that long but we sent memes to each other so I feel like we know each other on a deeper level.
ryan magee 🗿: yeah that sounds awesome. i just moved here so im glad im not a totally loner with no friends.
Matt Watson: So you would call us friends?
ryan magee 🗿: yeah for sure. y'all are good boyz
Matt Watson: Sweet. You're a good boy too
ryan magee: haha alright.
We text for a while until it reaches midnight. I'm exhausted from today so I tell him I have to go to bed.
ryan magee 🗿: smh loser. be a man like me and only get 3 hours of sleep every night
Matt Watson: Sorry, you are superior because of your incapability to sleep. Goodnight
ryan magee 🗿: goodnight