Danny Devito Has a Nice Ass

20

I wake up and look around for Ryan but he left my bed. Tucker isn't on the floor either. Starting to panic, I check the time to see that it is noon. I hear some noise downstairs so I investigate. Getting closer I hear laughter and the soundtrack to Super Mario 64.
"DUDE THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE" Tucker shouts
"No it's not. You're just being a little bitch."
Ryan takes the controller and then dies immediately after.
Tucker stares at Ryan angrily.
"Uh hey guys." I say trying to break the tension.
"Oh hey. Good morning." Tucker says
"What are you stuck on?"
"Just this platform. It's super buggy."
I motion for Ryan to give me the controller then give it a go.
I die the first time but amazingly get it the next.
"You're legendary. We've been stuck on this all morning. Thank you." Tucker says
"I am your god now. Bow before me!"
They both stare at me like I'm stupid.
"Shut up dumbass."
"Well the praise was good while it lasted."
I sit down on the couch next to Ryan and he moves a couple of inches away. Ouch. Is this about the kiss?
"Well hey, do you want to walk downtown? I think the art museum is open too." I say
Like I predicted it feels amazing outside. Walking downtown is always a mixture of things. It's super dope, with tons of cool shops and most of them revolved by art. But there is always "interesting" people. One time I had a conversation with a lady for 10 minutes and still had no idea what she was talking about. I remember she said her name was Ming though.
While walking Ryan isn't saying much. This really sucks. We go into a couple shops but what really caught my attention was a record shop. I become a little kid again, full of excitement. I browse through the collection of the ones at the front of the door. It's mainly new bands that I don't care for. I go into the back when I find of old records in a box on clearance. My mouth hangs open as I find some of the albums to Show-Ya, one of the most influential Japanese rock bands in the 80's. I buy every single album they have of theirs. I'm super happy and I turn to Ryan smiling big holding my bag up. I start walking towards him but he leaves the store and waits outside. What is his deal?
We eventually get to the museum. Tucker is also amazing at painting other than photography and he knows some of the artists' works and stories by heart. Seriously, it's like he searched on Wikipedia all of the artists before coming here. We get to a painting of a naked girl with long brown hair.
"Damn she thicc. She looking like a snack." I laugh
"I'm gonna fucking pre."
Tucker's face is red trying to hold in laughter while Ryan looks at me, like he is looking in my soul and walks away. He looks really angry.
"What's his deal?" Tucker asks
"I don't know. I'm gonna go talk to him. Stay here."
"Y'know I'm not a dog right?"
"Tucker stay. Good boy."
He flips me off and I go looking for Ryan.