I doze off in 6th hour until the bell rings interrupting my beauty sleep.
I have physics next with Ryan and Tucker. I've never seen or heard of the teacher we have. I get in the classroom to see both of my friends sitting at a table together. It's two tables pushed up together having four seats available. Ryan and Tucker are sitting across from each other so I sit by Ryan. I didn't really think about why I sat there I just did.
Mr. Abelard (what kind of name is that?) is a fat man who's really tall. Pretty intimidating. He has thick grandpa glasses and is wearing a sweater with a dress shirt underneath. Mr.Abelard rants about how we don't have time to not work.
"So I'm assigning you homework."
The whole class groans.
He passes it out and it's a crossword puzzle for vocabulary words we have no idea about. So it's gonna be kind of difficult to find these 47 words.
He again starts ranting about nonsense, I think that's his thing.
I seeing Ryan scribbling on paper and chuckling.
"What is it?"
He hands me the piece of paper to see a drawing of Abelard as a wrestler. He is wearing a shirt with "M=mv" across it. There's a crowd of people and a text box above him saying "what's the speed of light pussy?" It's awful but hilarious.
"You aren't a very good drawer." I say
"Pfftt what are you talking about this is great."
We hand it to Tucker who laughs really loud. Abelard notices and starts coming to the table
"Shit shit."
Tucker tries to hide the drawing but at this point it's too late.
"What's so funny."
"Oh Matt just said a really funny joke. Sorry I laughed so loud." Tucker says
Speech level 1000
"What was the joke?"
"I don't think you would understand, it's just a stupid inside joke."
"Does it have to do with something with the paper your trying to hide."
"Show me." Abelard says in a deep voice.
Tucker slowly hands him the paper.
"This is elementary school humor. Who drew this?"
I see Ryan's face and I can't let him take the blame.
"I did." I say
"Well Watson, if this happens again you are going to be sent to the office."
I nod and apologize. I have a feeling this is not going to be as much as a fun class as I imagined. After Abelard leaves Ryan punches me on the arm.
"You shouldn't have taken the blame. I would've been fine." Ryan says pretty upset.
"Is that a thank you?" I ask
"No, it's a fuck you."
Jesus Christ, he's actually mad. I hate this feeling so much. We still have 30 minutes left of this class.
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