Richie Tozier Mike Wheeler

RICHIE #1 Part three

Richie and I were laying down on his bed and gazing into each other's eyes without looking away.

R: I could look into those eyes forever

Y: Oh Rich, you're so cringey when you get all romantic

R: I'm being serious

Y: Well you know what I find attractive about you?

R: My cock?

Y: No, your glasses

R: PFFT that's like THE worst thing about me

Y: No, it's really not. I find it really sexy I mean you can't be Richie without glasses, right?

R: I guess not. I think the most attractive thing about you is your nose

Y: Nose? Why my nose?

R: It's so nice and plump

Y: Thanks?

R: You're welcome baby

Richie got up to put his clothes in bed whilst I was still tucked under the covers fully naked.

Y: Can I stay?

R: Sure, you can stay until you die, I don't mind

Y: So basically when I'm like old and wrinkly? Wouldn't you be disgusted to have a naked grandma in your bed?

R: Not if it's you

Y: Come daddy

Richie walked up to me and kissed me passionately grabbing my hair as I grabbed his. He kissed the top of my nose and then walked over towards his door to close it.

Y: No ones here, why are you closing the door?

R: Just in case my parents come home early. They'd get so mad if they found out I brought ANOTHER girl into my bedroom

Y: How many girls did you bring in since we broke up?

R: I dunno like sixteen?

Y: RICHIE YOU ARE ONE ASS MUDDA FUQQA

R: Sorry sorry

Y: You're lucky I love you or you would be running after me right now

Richie pulled the bed covers onto to floor revealing my nude body.

Y: RICHIE, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

R: Come then!

I got off the bed and started running after Richie in his room still butt naked until I finally caught him and I was hugging him whilst sitting on his lap on the bed.

R: I'm so glad I threw the sheets off, I like seeing you running around naked

Y: Rich you're literally killing me

R: You mean making you horny?

Richie put on the most devilish smile and licked his lips.

Y: Okay stop the nonsense

R: What? What am I doing?

Y: Trying to seduce me

R: Trying!? I wouldn't say trying if it's working

Y: Rich I swear to my butthole, stop making me love you even more

R: Baby I can't believe you're mine

Y: Just Shut up and kiss me

Richie pressed his already wet lips against mine, his tongue folded neatly so it wouldn't be awkward. He tugged into my hair and rubbed my nose against his.

R: Happy?

Y: More than happy

R: That's what I like to hear

Richie tucked me back under the sheets and suddenly we heard his phone ring.

R (on the phone): Hello? Who is this?

UNKNOWN: Where are you!? It's Miss Lancaster! You and y/n better be in school!

R: Oh shit

Richie turned to me

R: Sorry Miss Lancaster

ML (Miss Lancaster): If you don't come back now you both have an hour detention with ME after school

Miss Lancaster was such an old hag. She had short grey hair and red-ish eyes. Everyone hated her.

ML: Understood?

R: Hmm... no.

Richie ended the call.

Y: Rich, they're gonna be so mad at us!

R: Oh well I'd rather be here than there

He winked at me.

R: I feel like riding you again

Y: Oh my god no Rich

R: Joking but I'm really not at the same time

Suddenly, we heard someone come through the front door.

RM (Richie's mom)- Rich? You home?

We could hear her footsteps coming closer and closer until she opened the door and I was naked in Richie's bed. Shit.

RM- y/n? Why are you naked in my sons bed???

Y: Uhm no reason

R: Shit

RM- Why aren't you guys at school? It's all your fault y/n! You know how horny Richie gets and yet you give him what he wants only to miss school! You've always been like that. Get out of my house, you dirty girl!

I covered myself with Richie's blanket to get changed and grabbed my bag ready to go.

R: Babe I'm sorry, see you tomorrow

Richie looked upset and hurt. I wanted to give him a huge hug but I knew his mom wouldn't let me.

I rushed out the door and ran back to my house where I was actually allowed to be. Why did Richie's mom hate me so much?