Chapter 3: Why do I deserve a great friend like you?

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Phil's view

Dan was taking too long and I have a headache so I layed down and then Dan went to the little shop and after that I don't remember anything. I remember the feeling of something soft and moist touch my head as if someone kissed it but it was probably my imagination. It was most likely part of my dream.

I woke up against Dan's leg and with his coat spread on me. "Didn't sleep much in the taxi?" Dan asks as he rubs my head. "I didn't go to sleep until 6 in the morning. And when I was sleeping I had a night mere. And in the taxi I only got 10 minutes of sleep. And I have a headache." I said as I lean closer to Dan.

I look up at Dan as I see a knife in his hands and blood from his arm. "Dan..." I said frowning. "Please it wont help..." I sigh. Dan looks at me. "What? What do you mean? I- Oh... No I didnt cut myself. Well not on purpose. I was trying to cut the cake but I cut my arm..." Dan said. Aww such a dork. I nod and smile knowing that he didn't cut himself.

"Well can I have a piece?" I ask. Dan nods and starts to cut a piece. "Here you go." He hands me a giant piece of cake. Dan not knowing how to cute a normal size cake. So cute. I look at the cake and read what my piece says. "Love you." Dan must have saw my look on my face. "Phil? Whats wrong?" He looks at my cake and his eyes widen. "Okay so I forgot to tell you that the cake was supposed to say you devil Phil and-" I interrupt him. "They mixed up the cakes with another cake that said Phil?" I ask. Dan nods but his nod didn't look positive. "Yeah."

Dan's view

Guess I don't need to use the excuse of they didn't hear me correctly. Phil continues to eat his cake (with the knife) and then looks at my arm. "I swear I did not cut my-" Phil pulls out a bandaid from his wallet and places it on my cut. "Uh you just have bandaids in your wallet?" I ask. Phil ignores me and continues to eat his cake.

I grab a fork from the box the cake came in. "Here. It might be easier to-" Phil eats cake off his knife and then cuts his lips. "Oh god." Phil said as he drops the knife from his hands. He starts to panic and looks at me for help. "Dan help me!" Phil said. I start panicking and drop my phone in the cake. "BLOODY HELL!" I scream. I ignore that my phone is covered in chocolate and try to help Phil. "I don't know what to do!" I scream. "Well do some thing!" Phil screams. "Like what kiss you on the lips!?!" I yell. "That would be nice!" Phil screams. He paused. "I'm joking, obviously... Okay that went deep." Phil said. "Repress it?" I ask. "Yep! Before I start crying!" Phil said. I sigh and grab a napkin and use my water bottle for a water source to pour on the napkin. "Let's wrap this shit up." I mumble as I dab the damp napkin against his cut.

After holding his napkin I let go and look at the cut. "It's... Not that bad." I lie. Phil touches his lips for the cut. "It stings." Phil groans. I frown. "Aww poor Phil. Here have some water." I hand him my water bottle. "Thanks." He drinks all my water. "It didnt help." Phil groaned. "Then why'd you drink it all!" I laugh. "It helped with my head ache." Phil said.

I grab his head and put it in my arms. "I'm not the best pillow but I will do." I sigh. Phil smiles with his eyes closed. "Thanks Dan." Phil says as he rolls his head into my chest. My eyes widen as I start blushing. Good thing his eyes are closed. I rub his arm and whisper in his ears, "Phil we have to go to the resteraunt soon. Do you want to walk or call another taxi?" I ask. Phil groans and opens his eyes. "I want to sleep. Lets call a taxi and I can sleep." Phil groans. "You poor thing. Only a few hours of sleep... Yeah okay."

I pick up my phone to call a taxi. "Oh right my phone is covered in chocolate..." I mumble. Phil must have heard me because he rolled over and smiled. "Just lick it off" he said softly. "Phil. I am not licking my phone." I laughed softly. "I'll lick it." Phil said. "Or I can use a napkin." I said. "But that's a waste of chocolate." Phil groaned. I started laughing. "Fine you can lick my phone!" I said smiling shaking my head. Phil smiles and sits up to lick my phone. "You can lick my phone if you want." Phil said after he finished licking my phone. I laugh. "Phil! I am not going to lick-"

Phil's view

A teenager walks by us and stops to pull out her phone. She looks at us and takes a picture. "PHAN CONFIRMED!" She screams. Phil gets up and starts running towards her. "Wait! Don't!" Phil pleads. "Convince me to!" She said with an evil grin. "Dan and I will start cutting ourselves!" I said. IDIOT! "I doubt you would do that over a little picture. Plus that doesnt sound like you." She said. "Dan is already cutting himself!" I blurt without thinking. "I-I am not cutting myself dont worry about-" she walks over and lifts up his pants and her eyes widen as she puts her hand over her mouth. "Oh my god. Dan." She pulls out her phone and deletes the photo. "I am so sorry..." She said. She walks off ashamed.

Dan's view

I roll down my pants and look down at the ground. "Phil! What the fuck were you thinking!" I yell. Phil scratches his head embarrassed. "I'm sorry..." Phil said in a soft voice. "YOU JUST SAID TO ONE OF MY FANS THAT I CUT MYSELF! THAT WAS EXTREMELY PERSONAL!" I scream. Phil's eyes start to water. I sigh. "It's okay." I said as I lean in for a hug to comfort him.

He turns around and starts running away tears rolling down his face. "PHIL!" I yell. "Just leave me alone! I'm just going to ruin everything!" He yelled. I fall on my knees as my eyes start to water. I wipe my tears as I watched my best friend run away. This is all your fault Dan. You lost your one and only friend. Good fucking job. Might as well use that knife to stab your self. I walk over to the bench and pull out my razor from my bag. I picked it up and looked at it. Go on. Stab yourself.


(Authors note)
I hate myself for writing this I almost cried ahhh. I'm sorry

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