Texting Vol. 1 》 t.j.

Texting 11

Tyler's pov

Me: could u, like, wake up

Me: jamie..

Me: Jamie???

Me: jAmie???

Me: jaMie?

Me: jamIe??

Me: jamiEE?!

Me: JAMIE?!?!

Me: uGh, look.

Me: i am aware its 6:40am on a sunday

Me: i am aware that ur probably having ur "beauty sleep"

Me: but im also aware that it's sunday and u needa go to church

Me: so u should like wake up and go praise the lord

Me: prayin for dik is not gunna get u anywhere

Me: but prayin for jesus, your lord and savior is gunna get you, like,... eVERYWHERE

Me: not unless ur desperate for the D

Me: thEn we could possibly negotiate something ;)

Jamie: STOP WHAT UR DOING

Jamie: OR I WILL CALL THE COPS

Me: wow

Me: ur a tough little kitty, huh ;)

Jamie: do not test me u lil shit.  i WILL block you

Me: that's no way to treat a friend

Jamie: ur being wayy to friendly

Me: just know, that when youre sexually frustrated and need a let out source.. well i could help with that ;)

Me: im always here ;)))

Jamie: is ur face broke?

Jamie: why does it keep winking?

Me: ;(

Jamie: tY

Jamie: wHY ARE U WAKING ME UP SO EARLY

Jamie: IM TIRED :((((

Me: i cant sleep, it's not fair

Me: maybe... ...i could come over so u could cuddle me ,')))))

Jamie: uGh im just tryna sleep dude