Something Wonderful- Brallon/Multiship

dates and murder

Behinddottie: wheres Brendon did he get stolen

Tyjojoseph: I think he's still on his date

Pstump: apparently they aren't allowed phones because the light

Spencew: hope he's doing horrible

Aknight: I hope he sounds like a girl

Joshudun: you straight people are so mean

Tyjojoseph: ^

Pstump: can't we all just eat cake and get along

Jeff: the cake probably has cat hair in it

Pstump: HES GONE NOW OKAY

Pstump: PETE TOOKHKM AWAY

Behinddottie: PETE HOW DARE YOU

Peterpan: he can't have a cat in our dorm it's bad enough that our dorm neighbours hate when we fuc k

Aknight: yeah I gotta admit it's not the greatest sound

Peterpan: fuck off neighbour

Pstump: stop before the convo gets too far

Aknight: Patrick is so fucking l

Behinddottie: I think Patrick killed him before he could finish the sentence

Jeff: I can confirm

Spencew: he just knocked on the door and all I hear is a loud scream what a time to be alive

Aknight: Patrick is very scary

Bboydu: guys

Bboydu: I'm gonna smash

Joshudun: get it

Bboydu: we were let out first and now I'm waiting for him

Bboydu: he was with a girl named Breezy and just saying for the first twenty minutes I thought they were dating but turns out Breezy is very ace and Dallon is very, very gay. Very

Bboydu: his name is Dallon

Joshudun: sounds fake but okay

Behinddottie: I ship it

Tyjojoseph: smash

Aknight: smash

Spencew: smash

Jonsmith: smash

Bboydu: GUYS ALL IMTBINKING ABOUT IS THE SONG REMEMBER ME FROM COCO HOW AM I GONNA SMASH WHILD THINKING OF TJAY

Pstump: stay safe bub!!

Bboydu: thanks pat❤️

Peterpan: sometimes I think my boyfriend is actually Brendon's boyfriend

Aknight: HAH

Bboydu: Breezy came out and wowie she's gorgeous

Bboydu: she hugged Sarah and I think Sarah loves her

Bboydu: bUT in a straight friend way

Bboydu: she said Dallon should be right out

Bboydu: I'm kinda nervous

Tyjojoseph: it'll be good!!! Smash!!

Pstump: can we stop saying the word smash now

Peterpan: yeah you're all cheering for b to smash but none of you have since like 2005

Otwood: I mean

Peterpan: straights don't count

Aknight: you really always put us in a tough situation there pal

Behinddottie: wheres Brendon

Pstump: Dallon probably walked out and stole him

Behinddottie: who the fuck is Dallon

Peterpan: Brendon's fuck buddy

Pstump: I don't know if that's any better than smash

Aknight: How is it that the most mature one is dating the most childish one

Pstump: I don't recall dating you, Awsten?

Peterpan: I think that's the sickest and lamest burn ever

Aknight: I can't believe u need ur bf to stick up for u

Peterpan: I can't believe you don't have a bf

Peterpan: I love my bf he's nice

Tyjojoseph: I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH B AND D

spencew: I wanna know where Jon is

Jeff: didn't he die like two days ago

Bboydu: is typing....

Tyjojoseph: he's been typing for a while is he okay

Behinddottie: it's gone

Behinddottie: where did he go

Bboydu: I'll fill you in later we're going to get ice cream

Behinddottie: FILL US IN NOW

Pstump: his phone is in his pocket now I bet

Tyjojoseph: damn I hate his good manners

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Update again because I'm bored and need an allusion to relate to my life for English

I gotta admit I'm a SEMI good writer here and I wish I could just transfer those skills to my English class but no. We get assigned shit like "write a poem about a word that describes you!" And I HATE poetry

But whatever

If u have any idea what allusion I could relate to my life, i could use the help.

-jj